#160-#156

#160. bbno$ (feat Rich Brian) - edamame (#24, 2021)

7th of 2021

I understand that when you're prompted to consider the rapper who had a novelty hit in 2019 but then unexpectedly had a lucrative career after the fact, you're thinking about Lil Nas X. The bigger twist in this is that he's not alone. Now, I'll grant you that bbno$ has never come close to the level of success that Lil Nas X has had, but persistence absolutely pays off. I'm looking at Spotify monthly listeners and Lil Nas X has 19 million to bbno$'s 13 million, surprisingly close all things considered, and it feels like momentum is on bbno$'s side. He might be the more likely one to get another hit in the future. I need to stop being surprised about it.

This is all admittedly strange if you consider just how thin the thread was that we started with. For myself, and many others, my introduction to bbno$ was when he guested for record producer Y2K, introducing himself to the world by forgetting the melody of his own song. Depending on who you ask, it might just be the most memorable thing about the song "Lalala". It's either that or him telling us all that he's Canadian (or if you go back to the music video, finding out that he was doing the 6-7 motion with his hands back in 2019. Of all artists to do it, this seems most apt). It's a song that's operating on such an insular level that it feels above any criticism. In any case, I don't think I ever expected to hear from him again.

I quietly observed the rise of "edamame" in 2021. I mean that quite literally because I spent a long time just seeing it do solid numbers while not listening to it, adhering to the fact that it had been omitted from the ARIA Charts at the time, meaning I had no mandatory requirement to hear it. Instead, it ended up springing up on me in public one day, which is very odd given how rarely I hear new or current hits in public settings. I found myself weirdly fascinated by it because it sounds so distinctive. Just an incredible beat that sticks out immediately, followed by addictive rap flow that might be doing enough already but they have the nerve to stick all this onomatopoeia and words you're just not used to hearing. I'm inclined to see this as a success story in making people get distracted, having to pursue the strange thing they just heard. I think that's always the goal but it absolutely got me this time.

bbno$ is a particularly serious rapper, which is why the first thing he says on this song is 'Balls hanging low'. For the music video, he and Rich Brian are fully decked out in suits of armour, making it look as silly as possible. I mean, they could lean into that when being threatening but instead we're talking about popping someone like a pea. It's all just wonderfully on brand. He's also probably tricked me into listening to the song far more than I otherwise would because it's so short that I'm always left wanting more. It's very funny though. bbno$ has had 'baby' in his stage name since 2016 and he's just now making a 'Baby in the sun, like the Teletubbies' line, love it. I bet he'd love those "28 Years Later" movies.

I find myself most interested in Rich Brian's contributions here. He strikes me as the better rapper of the two, just without the same novelty appeal, so this is his only real mainstream venture. I've occasionally been hearing other songs of his though. "VIVID" with $NOT sounds like one of the best BROCKHAMPTON slow jams out there, and "Sundance Freestyle" is just a really fun exploration of the sheer wonder of fame and success (I guess recommend if you like Lupe Fiasco). Oddly enough, I think my favourite bbno$ song I've heard to date is "still", an honest to God ballad that sounds like Joji. Put that one on if you want a shock to your system. Otherwise, "edamame" is just a party in your pocket.

#159. Alpine - Foolish (#57, 2015)

23rd of 2015

This is a strange one to tackle. Partly because all of my strongest associations with Alpine come prior to this cut off, yet here they are as late as 2015 still making an impact. Maybe there's an alternate version of history where everything was in order and they were just making hit after hit for years to come. They had everything going for them. A distinct sound & vibe, while being nothing if not prolific on the touring front. This appearance they have here seems to hint at the notion that Alpine were here to stay. Everything just comes tumbling down after that.

Flash back to the early 2010s, and it's absolutely prime time for a band like Alpine. In a time when rock is no longer the dominant sound, there's a lot of room for various brands of twee. It's all so cutesy, what better time to start this minimalist 6-piece band? The fact that there are 6 letters in the band name just feels so apt. I think I first heard them via the song "Villages", which I might not have paid very close attention to. It just sounded a bit different with its stiff guitar riff, and the way that it resolves into its own contained chaos. In hindsight, it's quintessential Alpine, I just didn't have many reference points to go by yet. I'd notice them more clearly a little later on with the single "Hands", mostly just because the video was memorable in an almost elevated horror kind of way. Simultaneous bewilderment at what's going on, and also why the song sounds like it does. It eventually won me over and went a long way to making me pay attention to the band going forward.

Their debut album "A Is For Alpine" comes out in 2012 and it's rather enjoyable. It feels like after some initial trying out, they've solidified their sound going forward. Very clean, tidy instrumentals elevated by the harmonising of Lou & Phoebe's distinctly different voices. It's all very breathy, but very intimate, with very tight compositions. The way they manage to sneakily lock into choruses while you're not paying attention always just sounds really good. At that point it felt like them making eventually the Hottest 100 was a formality, and they did it with "Gasoline", a song that's probably their biggest hit just by being the one that came around at the right time. I'm especially fond of the later single "Seeing Red", which balances the light & dark really well. A lot of their songs sound reasonably similar to each other so it's more just a matter of slight preferences usually.

You can see a clear change in focus by the time the second album comes out, where Lou & Phoebe have absolutely become the face of the band. It was probably already getting to that point, I'm not sure the rest of the band are even in the music video for "Gasoline". The video for "Foolish" ramps this up and instead of getting a whole bunch of extras, they've just done some aggressive cloning (there is a small cameo from the rest of the band if you look closely). It looks a little silly but I still remember it all these years later. The song itself sounds a little more polished but unmistakeably still Alpine, while memorably giving us the title to the band's next album, "Yuck". I never listened to that album quite as much as the first, but it did give me the song "Damn Baby", which answers the question of what would happen if this band suddenly got EXTREMELY LOUD. The phrase 'yeah, I'm here' has been permanently trapped in my lexicon ever since, just can't get enough of it.

There's a slight downturn in success there, which you might attribute to the shift into the streaming era and the subsequent changing of the guard but it's nothing that a big comeback can't fix. The only problem is that it doesn't really come for a while, with the band on hiatus for a few years. When they did return in 2019, it was to reveal that Lou was leaving the band ahead of a new single. She's not on that new single, "Dumb". It's very noticeable but I still thought the song was pretty good, if understated. I didn't realise at the time that it'd end up being the last song they ever released.

This is where it all stops being fun. I don't think there was anything untoward about the lineup change, which all seemed very amicable at the time. The band even went on tour to promote the new single, and posted about how the new album was coming along. There are some new songs they played at those shows too, everything just went radio silent after 2019. The last regular social media post came at the start of 2020. You'd think maybe COVID-19 derailed everything, but apparently the band had just quietly disbanded at some point in 2019.

We all found this out at the end of 2020, when Alpine unexpectedly ended up in the news. The story that broke was that the band's guitarist was accused of sexually assaulting a teenager on the street in mid-2019. There's very little information about the aftermath of this as he apparently fled the state to escape arrest, but with how much time has passed, I assume he did some kind of plea deal to get out of having a criminal record. It was not a great thing to find out about.

All of these conflating factors were more than enough to make the band persona non grata. You just will not find anyone talking about them anymore and their listenership has considerably shrunk. It's a reminder to me about the brutal reality of consequences, which is that it works the same as a fine. For those above a certain threshold of power and influence, it just doesn't matter. For those below, be prepared to be completely abandoned, even if you're merely just within the blast radius. I find the whole situation so frustrating because at the heart of it, you've got 4 or 5 people who've done nothing wrong but be stuck alongside a bad character unknowingly. It's all well and good to have these consequences, but there's never been a good way to do it without adding too many people into the blast radius. Phoebe still releases music, but the numbers are considerably down. I don't even know how many times her most recent release has been streamed because Spotify doesn't reveal it if it hasn't gotten to 1,000. In contrast to all of this, the drummer of The Neighbourhood was accused of similar misgivings (by a famous singer even), which got him kicked out of the band for a few years, but he's back now, and that band have the third most streamed song of all time with no sign of slowing down. If there's value to be mined from the brand, the brand will not sink. Alpine is just a cautionary tale. One that really gets to me, because I remain so foolishly attracted to their music.

#158. Flight Facilities (feat Micky Green) - Stand Still (#48, 2013)

32nd of 2013

I can understand not looking too closely at the little ranking I've been putting underneath every entry, which feels like and probably is meaningless noise for the most part. It's probably starting to rear its head now at the pointy end. The dust is settling and the differences between years is starting to show itself significantly. If you scroll your way up, you'll realise that there are only 6 more songs to come from the 2021 countdown, while this will tell you, and it's no mistake, that there will be 31 more 2013 entries after this one. You should probably just expect a 2013 song to come with every post now because that's the average we're sitting on.

It's easy to draw a conclusion from this, and it's not even one I'd easily refute. My discovery of music was more in line with what was getting played on triple j at the start of this timeframe than it was at the end, and as such, many more of my actual favourite songs featured on the list back then, than they do now. I used to go into the list with no qualms about what was missing from the voting list because basically nothing I'd ever want to vote for would be missing out. Not only that, but I'd reasonably expect most of those votes to get a spot. Stark difference to today when most of my favourites aren't within earshot, and I generally take one successful vote out of 10, about the same hit rate you'd get from just picking 10 random songs on the voting list. On that level, this all makes complete sense, and this result is reflecting that.

The more important thing I think though is that it's more about the year 2013 specifically. It's a year in music I've always highly regarded, in the moment and in hindsight. So much so that when I was first looking over the first 20 years of the countdown (1993 to 2012), I assigned scores to every entry to try and work out my favourite list. The scores ended to jump all over the place, but there were clear spikes that made sense to me. 1997, 2001, 2004, 2007, all have always felt like good years in music to me. I decided to score 2013 not long after and it turned out to be my favourite list all up, no nostalgia required. On either side of it, 2012 & 2014 never favoured particularly strongly (and there are only 18 songs left from 2014, quite a drop off). I don't know what changed in my brain chemistry but I just turned out to be so positive on nearly everything around then. Maybe it all just makes sense though, so many heavy hitters.

I wouldn't necessarily put Flight Facilities in that basket, but at the very least they made sure not to go into a slump for the year. In typical Flight Facilities fashion, they released exactly two songs that year, and maintained their standing of most of their discography having made it into the Hottest 100. This was their 4th year in a row, and they'd keep wringing it out until they got to 6 in a row. I quite enjoyed the other 2013 single, "I Didn't Believe" with Elizabeth Rose, but "Stand Still" was always clearly the main event.

You never really knew what you were going to get from them, arguably still true, and the vibe would just change drastically from single to single. "Stand Still" feels like the most unique of all of them, by virtue of not really having any recognisable hallmarks. No club, disco or even dark electronica beats, "Stand Still" is just a breezy summer tune, complete with whistling. Unexpectedly upbeat for that matter.

Some of this also comes down to guest vocalist Micky Green who makes it her own. She's an Australian singer though I feel qualified to say that she's not particularly famous here. Most of her success happened overseas, in Europe. Her debut album netted the hit song "Oh!" which did pretty well in France in the late 2000s. That's a very bluesy song and maybe not much of a primer for what she's doing on "Stand Still". She's very playful, too cool for school even.

I also want to briefly expand upon something I hinted towards when I wrote about "Two Bodies" (#170) because I realised now that it's going live I never got around to it. Specifically about Flight Facilities' debut album "Down To Earth". It's one of the more hit-laden albums we'll come across with regards to the Hottest 100, as 7 of the album's tracks have polled, with such a careful spread that you'll only once go two tracks in a row without them. I like to think that I trusted them with the sequencing because from what I can tell, I listened to the whole thing from start to finish as soon as it became available for online streaming, which is an incredible show of resistance for me to not immediately jump onto a particular track which I will talk about in the future. Outside of the hits, most of the rest of the album functions as pretty chill downtime. It's all very carefully crafted house music.

Another thing I find interesting about it is that when we talk about the commercial viability and prospects of the album as potentially hinted at with the intro to "Two Bodies", we have to look at what the duo did with the track list and in particular the credits. It's something they spoke about after the album came out, where they didn't want to just overload it with feature credits, lest it feel like an excess of names, so there are a few songs where the guest vocalist is there but isn't credited. One of those uncredited guest vocalists is actually hard to spot on "Waking Bliss", and gets a proper feature later on the album. Another one of them is rather famous Australian singer Katie Noonan on "Apollo". Lastly, they snuck in a guest spot from actual Kylie Minogue to sing the reprise to "Crave You", which actually is credited on Spotify now but never was originally. That's a crazy guest spot to just not advertise when you're talking about optimal crediting. It's a bit like rejecting your own clickbait, and I respect the hustle a lot.

#157. Gang of Youths - Strange Diseases (#50, 2016)

19th of 2016

Sometimes the biggest proof of an artist's efficacy is the sheer volume of attention they get when they're not really shooting for the big leagues. It's something I remember noticing with Taylor Swift very early on. The way she'd send loose non-album singles towards the top of the download charts, it just showed how many people were out there and ready to dig into everything she puts her name onto, which has continued all these years later. This was before she had fully taken over the world too, lacking a US #1 hit for a couple years to come, but that's the sort of thing that implies the inevitability of it.

For Gang of Youths, the stakes aren't going to be quite that high, but the implication was all the same. They'd just put out a successful debut album, but the kind that's not going to show its full potential as word of mouth can be slow and gradual. The next album would let it be very clear, but a year before that, we had "Let Me Be Clear". This was a 6 track EP between albums, though because we're talking about the excess of Gang of Youths, it still runs at 34 minutes long. All original songs until a Joni Mitchell cover at the end, the main focal point was the single "Strange Diseases". The EP got to #2 on the ARIA Charts (their previous album reached #5), and here they are still sneaking into the top half of the countdown while clearly being on a stop gap.

I mean no disrespect when I say this. Just listening to it, I've always felt like it's not quite shooting for the band's usual extremes. It runs at a brisk 3:20, comfortably the band's shortest ever Hottest 100 entry, while their usual average is just shy of 5:00. When you're used to them doing things like that, this is a song that ends very abruptly. That's probably fine, as they still pack enough into this one to be worth admission. The strings provide the usual grandeur, and it all still explodes out the gate when it needs to. There's a neat little shift on the bridge where things go deeper, more suspenseful, and it feels like a prelude to what would happen on the next album. Then it's followed by some of the clearest Arcade Fire worship with the excess 'oh oh's. In general I think they get a lot out of what could otherwise be a straightforward template, and it doesn't feel like a filler entry to any extent, just a nice little entrée.

#156. Caribou - Can't Do Without You (#55, 2014)

18th of 2014

I always find this topic to be a little difficult to discuss, but I think it'd be good for me to get it into writing. I am just absolutely terrible about facing criticism. I don't just mean directed towards myself, but directed towards anything. My own self-preservation techniques involve staying away from anyone who could potentially spell trouble, and that's one of the things that do it for me. There's a fine line between healthy venting and the kind of anger that makes me feel unsafe. The kind where you're suddenly afraid to say anything, lest this person spark up and retaliate either disproportionately, or in a way that reveals that they're finally letting go of their inhibitions, ready to say every mean thing I've had coming. Yelling, disrespecting others, excessive swearing, it's all very disarming to me. I don't know if it's drawn on from very specific memories of mine (my parents divorced when I was young and I was within earshot of a lot of things I wish I didn't have to hear), or if it's just common sense. I only think otherwise sometimes because I never see anyone else react quite the same way as me. Maybe they're just better at hiding it. I remember during the aforementioned divorce that my younger brother was much more visibly upset at the time but I had to do my best to stay strong. Obviously I had very similar thoughts akin to 'I really wish this wasn't happening', though it probably did help me mature in a way that I wouldn't have been able to do otherwise.

I've been thinking about it a lot recently and to me it feels core to the neurodivergent experience. If you observe anything about it, more than anything, it's that extreme interest in wanting to talk about a current interest. Sometimes probably oversharing to an embarrassing extent, like telling a friend about freeze frame details you spotted on your 5th DVD watch of a movie that came out years ago (on the non-zero chance that person is reading this, and non-zero chance they remember this, I am avoiding details). Maybe this is all fine, something cute to remark about someone who sees life a little differently. I'm always a little weary of where it heads though. I have a handful of entries to cover on the horizon that are going to get incredibly off topic and precisely into that brand of minutiae. Probably to be expected at this point, but I'm not oblivious. Unless you have someone so enraptured that they need to hear every thought you put out there (or maybe that in itself is not something most people ever do), it's annoying. It's testing patience, it's wasting time, I get it. When I think about it, I think the core of why I do these things is because on some level, they provide me some happiness. To experience that, I think it is what we all strive for, and so the desire in it is to potentially spread that happiness. I think of so many people who seem perennially unhappy and I put myself in their shoes, so many sources of joy for me are completely outside of their purview, and they might not necessarily have an equivalent. It starts to feel like a civic duty to spread the word.

The only problem is that I'm incredibly bad at doing it. A lifetime of occasionally being burned will ward you away from wanting to do anything like that again. I think it's part of why I like doing it in this setting. The lack of immediate feedback makes it so much easier to get the ball rolling, while I'll feel a little less emotionally attached to it when the post goes live. It's a slightly different me, 2-3 months earlier who wrote that, and current me is just the middleman. It's a matter of how many chips you're pushing in, and perhaps will be something to contemplate the further up this list I get. This is all something I could have spoken about long ago, but it makes sense to save it up for the higher reaches, where it feels like I'm starting to put a stake into it. Increasingly sincere and severe adoration isn't always given enough presence, in part because offhand cynicism is just so much easier, particularly in an economy when baiting a negative reaction is much more viable. It's the kind of thing where you start getting trained to feel that way. Ostensibly positive posts written knowing they really want you to cut things down a size. Surround yourself with enough of that and it becomes difficult to express sincerity. You just get beaten down into misery until you're convinced that nothing will ever be good again.

As I said before, it's just an energy I don't want to be around, and I don't want to foster. I'm even hesitant to linger so much over it because it becomes its own brand of cynicism to only focus on the kinds of people I don't want anything to do with. I very much would like to focus on the positives; it just needs some initial context which gets its start with the fact that I didn't particularly like "Can't Do Without You". I thought Caribou had done better and that the song was fairly repetitive to little pay off. I had a little bit of patience for it because at the core of it, I was happy to see Caribou get the attention and I otherwise generally liked the album, but it wasn't a song I ever sought out myself. It was seeing very similar views to mine parroted, with a slightly more cynical edge but nonetheless not that different, that awoke something in me. I got so strangely upset about something that I had so little stake in. I think some of it might have been contextual, and an extension of this strange, unfair mental trap I fall into. This feeling that you want everyone to know their place, and that you don't want to hear anyone chime in if they know less than you do. Thoroughly unreasonable and a little arrogant, but I think it manifests itself more strongly when I position it in that negative lens. It's less about the person knowing less about the topic in an academic sense, but that they've considered less about the emotional weight of their words. The idea that they might hurt someone's feelings, and they're not just unaware of that, they might just embrace that. It's something that's taken me over a decade to properly articulate, and like many other circumstances, it's made worse because there's no reasonable way to derive fault, just that there's a resultant unhappiness that you want to pin down a source for. Maybe I can self-reflect and accept I'm the burden here, but it's not something that's going to make you feel any better, which is why I lament the situation more than the individuals.

I've had similar situations in the past. The one that stands out the most to me was about 15 or so years ago. I was watching music videos late one night as I tended to do at the time, and I had a revelation. At the time I was someone still making the transition from ardently being against music, to obsessing over it to a great degree, and as a result, I was constantly having nostalgic flashbacks as I rediscover familiar sounds that meant nothing to me initially, but now evoked pleasant, vague memories. That moment when you finally find out the name to a song and can enjoy it at your leisure. I immediately went online to express my excitement at this discovery, and shortly after, got an indirect clapback from someone who clearly wasn't having it. My revelation seemed now as if I was drudging up a forgotten horror for someone else. Smile and optimism all gone, I may have broken down into tears.

I won't say what that song is, but that it has provided me a frustrating quandary going forward. I've still never forgotten this incident (though I suspect the axe very much has). Listening to this particular song always drudges back the memory, and I'm left with two options. I can either avoid listening to this song in the future, lest it remind me of something unpleasant, or I can listen to it with that particular incident in mind. Powering through it maybe, or perhaps even turning it into a spite listen. See the raise, re-raise as well. I don't particularly like either option. Consequently though, it's been a catalyst to change my own perspective about what I share online. I can't deny that on some level, I absolutely deserved this kind of vitriol (whether direct or otherwise), because a younger me on the internet had no qualms whatsoever about being just as, if not more cynical than anyone else. If something didn't seem important to me, I was quick to make fun of it, disregard it, and never once consider that maybe I was the villain of the piece, simply because I felt it was deserved. I could dish it out but couldn't take it, so I decided to stop dishing it out. Doing so, was one of the biggest changes in perspective for me, because I'd become my greatest enemy. I wanted to distance myself completely from this previous version of me. I got more empathetic to other perspectives and actually gave them the time of day. I didn't just stop telling people that I hate all these things, I genuinely stopped hating them. My recalled version of events can't say it made me happier in the moment (perhaps a story for another entry), but I certainly see the light now. 

In any case, against my better judgement, this is what ended up happening with "Can't Do Without You". My strong desire to position myself away from cynicism found me instead looking at the people who saw something in it. It was probably on a baseline, brought on from my own trust in Caribou, who had made a number of very evocative pieces I loved, so I didn't want to see this as a dud, but mostly I was just very mad. Forcing the song on myself in that sense has made me grow to enjoy it a lot, so my frustration is more pinned at myself for not seeing it sooner. We're looking at something like Daft Punk's "Around The World". It's very funny to point out that the song only has 3 words, but it's doing yourself a disservice to only look at it in that measure. They didn't set out to write an interesting song and get stuck thinking of more lyrics, and the people who like it aren't just looking at a one second loop for several minutes in a row. That repeated line is just an instrument, a tool to provide some stability alongside everything else that's happening, and accentuate it when it stays the same while everything else is changing.

Maybe 'Around the world' isn't the most evocative of phrases, but 'I can't do without you'? That's a phrase that carries a lot of weight. It's sheer desperation from the speaker, and something that absolutely amplifies the more times it gets said. It's appropriate then that the song itself sees this and runs away with it. When you think of how the song starts, and where it ends up, you've gone on a mighty journey. You haven't changed, but everything else has. That big build up and release is done completely tastefully, not in the style of a mindless banger (there's a place for both, of course), and it really justifies the whole piece to me. The coda adds a few more words into the mix but it's really just dressing on a sentiment that was made very clear at that point. It might just be something that I'm subconsciously drawn to, given that I was recently talking about a certain singer I like a lot, and someone affectionately described one of their songs as being very simpy. I'd never really thought about it and I couldn't refute it. I'm now paying more attention as to whether there's some merit to this new theory of mine.

I just feel like this song gets to the core of what had always appealed to me with Caribou's music. It's easy to say that it's just electronic music for a slightly different audience. However, I'm looking back at some of his other songs I've really liked, and seeing that there's a common pattern there. Songs like "Melody Day" or "Second Chance" hit at that same frequency. Tension brought on by boisterous instrumentals that overpower the vocalist, and the older they get, the more that nostalgic mournfulness becomes an ingrained feature. If I was ever so protective of a Caribou song I didn't particularly like very much at the time, it's probably because I was unknowingly projecting these feelings that his music had brought for me. Like I was parasocially defending someone who had tapped into crucial feelings of mine, crying in the corner while screaming 'You don't get what it means to me!'.

Yet I come to the end of this piece not really feeling any anger towards anyone. Sometimes it can be a tough, but important lesson in humility. Something that, if perhaps for the wrong reasons, has set me on the right course. It's just something I enjoy thinking about. I constantly find myself in conversations about these incredibly specific things I think about. They're almost always instigated by me, and I'm aware that I might be a little overbearing about it all. I do love having these conversations though, because it's always interesting to me to find out if anyone else is thinking the same thing, something similar, or something completely different. It opens you up to a perspective that I just don't usually see because they're not the kinds of things that ever get prompted. Bad memories have had me dreading writing this entry for years, but now I'm feeling better than I was before I started. Doing this blog has really helped me see things in a new light. Just typing things out can be the most liberating experience.

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#165. LAUREL - Scream Drive Faster (#74, 2020)

7th of 2020

I only ever heard 'laurel'. For that one audio illusion that went viral in 2018, this is technically the correct answer, it can't be disputed that the person on the recording did in fact say 'laurel'. I'm not saying this to discredit the 'yanny' heads in the room. If that's what you're hearing, you're not wrong, it's just a fascinating experience of the way we process sounds. I really wish I was ever able to hear 'yanny' because it's far more interesting to me than just hearing the thing that's being said. If I didn't introduce my brother to the illusion with absolutely no prompting and had him hear 'yanny', I might suspect everyone who said it was just playing a ruse. I do lament the experience for the many Laurels (and occasional Yannys) of the world who probably get reminded of this far too often, I was just mainly hoping that after several years of ignoring it, I might get that experience some people have where it just switches, but nope. Laurel all the way.

When it comes to LAUREL the musician, I was probably more likely listening to Foals most of the time. It's interesting to see her here because I wouldn't really say she's truly broken through at any point, and she's British so there's no local advantage here. We even had our own perfectly working version of LAUREL around the same time too, as I see a bit in common with LAUREL's earlier work to what Stevie Jean was doing then. "Estranged" is a very good song I think, though this will mean nothing to you if you're only familiar with LAUREL's later releases.

There's a clear transformation that's happened. LAUREL started making music at a pretty young age. She had a Dylan-esque moment of pivoting to more prominent electric guitar, which I'm sure bothered someone with a blog at the time, but that became the sound of her debut album in 2018. She had a good amount of airtime on triple j then but didn't really make large strides here, which is why it was so shocking to me when she cracked this list, but then it may as well be a different artist now. I don't know if you can pin it all to this, but it's worth noting that LAUREL got signed to Communion Music. It's a small independent label founded by, among others, Ben from Mumford & Sons, and it's probably best known as an early home to Catfish and the Bottlemen and Matt Corby. All I can say is that LAUREL takes up the synths on "Scream Drive Faster" and has never looked back.

When I listen to "Scream Drive Faster", I can initially hear the LAUREL of old, but it's absolutely smothered by synths on the chorus. There's almost a feeling an anonymity to this where I could imagine anyone singing it, her distinct vocals no longer feeling like the selling point. It'd be a problem if she didn't just excel in the new territory. "Scream Drive Faster" is the sound of going through a tunnel. The combination of synth and guitar creates this wonderful rush of euphoria. She manages to capture something similar to that one Canadian synth pop artist who will eventually appear on this list and no doubt be very fun to write about, when she barrels into a chorus of difficult to discern syllables. It's all just ear candy.

#164. Courtney Barnett - Depreston (#82, 2015)

24th of 2015

For a long time I'd not really been able to grasp the differences between the richer & poorer sides of town. You can absolutely call it some amount of privilege as I spent my earlier years atop a hill with a fairly big plot of land. I did move to a poorer part of town after that but any of the adverse potential effects weren't really felt outside of getting my bike stolen. I think more than anything, I just observed things within their own capacity and never felt the need for anything more. It seems appropriate here that I really felt it in one of my recent trips to Melbourne. Just that feeling in certain parts of town that you're not overly safe, and the depressing state of everything around you. It obviously made me think of "Depreston".

This is one of Courtney Barnett's longer songs, running close to 5 minutes, and while a lot of that is dragged on by the coda, it's generally one of her denser songs. She packs a lot of details into setting the initial scene. On first impression it is just a song about buying a house in a pretty run down part of town (specifically Preston). In terms of mundane observational humour, it's top shelf. We go from discussing the benefits of home-brewed coffee to the multi-purpose utility of having a two car garage. Just ignore the fact that there's a burglar being arrested down the road.

She properly shows her hand about halfway through the verses, talking about how the house is selling at a lower value because it's a deceased estate, implying that someone very likely just died there. That'd be a morbid detail on its own, but it becomes a new topic of exploration as she slowly paints the picture of what is likely an old woman who lived alone and had a husband or son who died in Vietnam. Courtney gets so distracted on these details that she loses track of what's going on and we just get a real estate agent's line about tearing the house down and rebuilding on top of it over and over again. A great bit of juxtaposition, the remorseful, sentimental person vs. the unfeeling capitalist machine.

Really, it's just Courtney Barnett at her best. Just that knack for detail, while anchoring it to a larger observation within itself. I always found this one easy to get into though because it's such a breezy song. Maybe that one guitar loop is a little indebted to Coldplay's "Don't Panic", but it presents us a new version of it that doesn't end way too soon at the 2 minute mark.

#163. Childish Gambino - IV. Sweatpants (#60, 2014)

19th of 2014

Something that made the Hottest 100 work so well for me initially is that it all felt tightly knit. The results reflected what had been played on the station with a tilt towards what made sense in those confines. Not everything that got substantial airplay got a look in, but everything that got a look in got substantial airplay. There'll obviously be an advantage for the higher profile releases, but it was close to a level playing field.

I feel this is something that's changed quite a bit with music charts as well. They also operated in a similar way at the same time. A different (though much larger) echo chamber where we'd all have a chance to be exposed to everything at around the same time, make our assessment and then either move on or stick around. That's obviously never been strictly true either, and labels got very good at wringing out greater potential from some releases than others, but things have gotten so fractured now that it no longer feels like even the sky is the limit. The way a song can have a tilt of virality that instead of lasting for a couple of days or weeks, gives it the momentum to thrive for years, and the way that this can happen to something that either was already a hit just a few years ago, or is currently a hit and is just riding another wave on top of that one. It really feels like we're all just being taken on a ride without much say in it anymore. It's a bit like how if nearly everyone was fed the same song on a curated shuffle playlist at the same time, we probably wouldn't realise until the charts came out a day later and it was #1 by the length of Flemington.

That's all to say that things have gotten topsy-turvy by introducing different variables for discovery and not having everyone clued into the same releases at the same time. As a constant that's been around for over 30 years, the Hottest 100 is a good way of documenting all of this, in ways that I'll continue to observe. Charts may look increasingly funny, but the Hottest 100 is (now) always 100 new songs released in the past year. It's just a question of where they come from, and how distinct the pecking order is.

In 2014, that stable set up I was used to felt like it was breaking down. When I was looking at social media votes across the board, I noticed some surprising contenders, songs that certainly had been on the radio but I didn't consider them to be especially noteworthy. It'd mostly be a lesson in voter demographics on social media and how that would distort reality, because the results would come out and they'd be put in their place, one song that stood out to me in particular was Childish Gambino's song "Sweatpants". It's not a song I was familiar with, but for a decent while it was riding in the top 10 for these 'predictions'. It seemed unfathomable, not least of which because Childish Gambino literally had a song (#207) that was doing well on the radio and the charts in that very moment that didn't seem like it was getting anything by association. It normalised eventually and by the end of my tally I had "Sober" at #37 and "Sweatpants" at #46. They'd end up at #31 and #60 respectively, much more reasonable, but still this is a remarkable showing for a song that had only been played on the station 8 times that year.

If nothing else, it's a reminder that Childish Gambino operates in a different space to most rappers with regard to his audience, many for whom it might still feel a bit weird calling him Childish Gambino as a default. To some extent I was already aware of this. He'd operated as a meme for years. His 1.6 score on Pitchfork being the site's most iconic ruling, the only one where you see the image and know exactly what album it is. "Because the Internet" doubles down on it all. There's a song called "Worldstar", the album cover is a GIF, and because he's still not satisfied, the album comes with a 72 page screenplay with sequences lined up to specific songs. I'm not going to go through the whole thing but at least I got a little more context as for why he slams his fist on a table.

I don't know if anything could have properly prepared me for what the album is actually like though. Whatever your impression is from the singles, they feel like curiosities amidst a generally much more low key affair. For swathes at a time, the album doesn't feel particularly interested in carving out hits, and it's very mellow. The stride does come back in the middle, starting with "Telegraph Ave.", and then there's a nice run towards the end, but it's very much an album I don't know what to do with. By all accounts, it seems to be a running theme in his discography.

"Sweatpants" was clearly being included in one of those noteworthy groupings though, so there has to be something in that, right? I'd say so. Moments when Childish Gambino actually decides to go full on with actually rapping seem rare, so I can only assume it's because he needs to save up all his punchlines. On this song, it's a tour de force of moments. I feel incapable of criticising it because he simply is doing him better than I'm doing me. Shout out to Problem being recruited just to say his own name and make strange sounds, and also shout out to the music video which is extremely well made and pretty hypnotic. WAHHH.

#162. WAAX - Labrador (#88, 2018)

18th of 2018

I was doing my rounds of checking out new music back in 2015. I came across a song called "I For An Eye" by a new band, WAAX. I loved it. Prime content in the short, fast & loud territory. The lead singer had wild amounts of distortion on their singing that gave her voice unmistakeable personality, while also feeling like they're destined to never go big. Maybe in a post-Amyl and the Sniffers world I can believe it now, but at no point would I have said that their songs sound like they have the right crossover appeal. I was just glad they kept making more, because every new release was hit after hit for me.

Maybe in hindsight there was a slight transformation in the ensuing years. Ironically it was the band's most stable line up which went unchanged from 2015 up to 2019, but on the other hand, those iTunes tags did change from Rock to Alternative in 2016. There was also a steady uptick in the band's popularity. It's something I can track in my own Hottest 100 vote counts. They started out top 500 in 2015, then top 400 in 2016, then top 100 in 2017. None of these songs actually touched the real Hottest 200, so it's obviously well off reality. But when you're competing with just yourself, this feels like more of a clear victory. Just to put into context of how far off these projections might have been. Warm Tunas in 2018 had "Labrador" at #23, one of the widest margins of error for that year (it depends on your formula whether it's better or worse than "MANTRA" (#569) which slid from #8 to #45). Still, persistence paid off and WAAX were in! This was as far as they'd ever ascend the mountain, we'd just see a couple more Hottest 200 entries afterwards and I'm not sure we'll see another one.

It's worth noting here that they hadn't even released their debut album at this point. That would arrive in late 2019, doing pretty well and getting them to #11 on the ARIA Chart. I don't know if there's a tangible benefit to releasing an album on the same week as Taylor Swift. Maybe it gets more people into record stores that week, I don't know. Maybe a lot of people came in for the Tropical F**k Storm & WAAX combo given they landed at #10. I'm not sure what the consensus is on the album. It feels like they're experimenting a bit with different sounds that don't always land, while the hooks aren't generally as sticky as what came before. On the other hand, one of the advance singles, "FU" might just be my favourite WAAX song to date. It doesn't go as hard as say, "Holy Sick", but reveals some untapped potential out of Maz's vibrato. Her voice elevates it significantly.

Things got a little messy afterwards. The band did a publicity stunt in 2021, pretending to be looking for a new lead singer, but in reality just setting up a ruse for their next music video. This would all just be a bit of quirky fluff if band tensions didn't rise significantly shortly after. They did get a second album out, but when it came to touring it, the tour was cancelled halfway through. Details at the time were vague, but less than 6 months later, the band went on hiatus, playing a small handful of shows afterwards. Fast forward another 6 months and Maz announces that she's bringing back WAAX as a solo project.

Behind the scenes, I can only speculate what's going on. I've heard that the rest of the band were owed money, I've heard that Maz may have pulled the rug under them both before and after. Press release Maz might be different to behind the scenes Maz. All I can say is that audiences haven't really bought into the drama. I can't determine the extent of it, just that WAAX released a new album in March 2026 and this is the first I'm hearing of it. It wasn't submitted to the ARIA Chart so I can't measure it up to the previous ones. The lead single "HANDS" has actually managed to outstream everything on the second WAAX album though, so it's a start. Taken on its own terms, I love that song. It's fresh, anthemic, and it sounds vital. Whatever the full picture may be, Maz has obviously been through a lot as is tradition for women in rock bands who make music. She can have this moment.

Anyway I skipped over "Labrador", that's what we're here for. All that seemed like a good lead into this because it very much is a song about sexism in the music industry. That might just be the edge that brought it their biggest success, just clearly being a song about something that resonates. Let's just say it's not the only song about that very topic polling in the Hottest 100 around that time period. Like that other song, this one gets a lot of its talking points from the perspective of the higher up men setting the rules. There's a mix of outright insistence ('you're a girl and a girl isn't welcome in here') followed by being blindly complicit of a system that's bigger than them ('yeah, it is what it is'). That can be the most frustrating aspect of it all, the idea of this spectre that's keeping everything from changing. "Labrador" was never one of my absolute personal favourites in the WAAX catalogue, but I can't deny its vitality. We need a mix of protest songs, with the absolutely explicit and the easy to just thoughtlessly sing along with. There are in fact advantages to both.

#161. Stormzy - Vossi Bop (#27, 2019)

12th of 2019

There's a peculiar history of political moments in the UK Charts. In 1977, during the queen's Silver Jubilee, the Sex Pistols released "God Save The Queen". It charted at #2 and to this day, I have no idea if there was a genuine fix, or if people just willed a rumour into existence because they refused the reality they were given. In 2013, after Margaret Thatcher died, there was a concerted effort to get "Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead" to #1. It fell short of a Duke Dumont song that had too strong of a head start. I heard a rumour that the pro-Thatcher community deliberately bought up Duke Dumont's song to keep it at #1 that week, but after extensively searching discussions at the time, I don't see convincing evidence for it. Perhaps the most confrontationally political song to go to #1 was "Killing In the Name", but that's tangential to its actual role in topping the charts in that moment. I don't think people were thinking about the 1992 Los Angeles riots when they were sticking it to the X-Factor.

In recent times, there's been a pretty explicit one but it almost feels inconsequential, like it was snuck into an obvious hit because you can get away with it. Stormzy was on top of his game in 2019. He hadn't had a #1 yet, but you could see it coming. "Vossi Bop" was just that inevitable moment. In this song, Stormzy raps the line 'F**k the government and f**k Boris'. This would become a redundant statement just three months later when Boris Johnson became the new UK prime minister, which also means that this song was still charting when it happened. He also rhymes that line with 'I could never die, I'm Chuck Norris', a line that's gone out of date in 2026. I wonder if Vossy will still have his coaching job by the time this post goes live...Yep, I wrote this in April.

It's a testament to Stormzy's popularity just how far this song went though. You don't usually get a UK rap song as the 7th biggest hit of the year, and it even splashed over to Australia where it gave him his first ever top 50 hit. He'd have a handful more but this is probably still his biggest lead artist hit in Australia. It'd be his biggest Hottest 100 hit too except in the 3 years it's taken me to make and post this list, he had the Chase & Status collaboration "BACKBONE" go even further. On no level has it ever felt like he's making crossover hits in Australia, the cult of personality just does not translate to another continent.

If I were to ignore the song's own merits for a little longer, I have to give some more credit to the incredible music video. Insanely good editing and aura farming off the charts. He's even got Idris Elba (who is also namedropped in the song). Having since been to London, seeing all these deserted streets is really doing my head in, it's not like that at all.

In general though, it's pretty agreeable Stormzy. I don't think he necessarily sounds as potent in the past, but perhaps he's just grown up and is having more reserved fun. Like, there's an alternate song by this name where it's actually about smashing someone over the head with a bottle of Courvoisier. No point in punching down when you're already #1 though, to say nothing of the fact that Stormzy is a very tall individual.

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#170. Flight Facilities (feat Emma Louise) - Two Bodies (#39, 2014)

20th of 2014

There's one more amusing twist in the tale of Taylor Swift in the year 2014. I can only wish that I had the foresight to record in detail all of the more particularly interesting Instagram posts I saw at the time. At the very least, if I was able to catch someone who was voting in protest of the Taylor Swift movement, and unwittingly included Flight Facilities' song "Two Bodies" while doing so. I'm just sure it happened, on the laws of averages and sheer volume. We just can't always catch the irony and contradiction in the various views we find ourselves holding and expressing. Just too much to keep track of at once.

"Two Bodies" is on the lengthier side of things but it's a little bit fabricated. The first 75 seconds of the song features an excerpt of an interview with Rod Serling. He's talking about a comment that TV producer Herbert Brodkin had made at his expense three years ago (or in his funny, old time way of saying it, 'I remember the quote, I didn't understand it at the time. I failed to achieve any degree of understanding in the ensuing years, which are three in number'). The quote is a notion that to strive for commercial success runs counterproductive to being a discerning artist. Herb believed that Rod Serling could not possibly entertain the masses while creating something worthy of praise. He breaks that notion down with his own belief that it's just wrong, and that as long as you, the writer, believe in the integrity of your own work, without feeling shame, then it's absolutely possible to achieve both facets of appraisal. Rod is saying all of this in the lead up to the release of his new television series "The Twilight Zone", which in hindsight is probably the unspoken whammy behind the whole quote. You'd be hard pressed to find many other shows that absolutely succeeded on both of those fronts in the present, and have gone on and stood the test of time for so many decades afterwards. Ariana Grande just had a hit in 2025 named after the show. It's timeless whether you've watched it or not. I think it goes without saying that whether you like it or not, that frivolous pop song that people were trolling the vote with in 2014 will probably continue to be very popular for many decades to come.

I always thought this was just a peculiar thing to lead into the new Flight Facilities single and album, given that this was effectively the lead single to the campaign once it got going. I don't want to accuse them of insecurity as if this was the way to sneak reveal that the album was going to be much more of a pop pivot than people might have been expecting and that it's okay. That's mainly because I don't get that vibe from the album "Down To Earth" at all, but more on that when I get to one of the other songs on it that I have less to say on, try to guess which one! It feels to me more like a frustration that I've grown to understand as I've gotten older and more beyond that line of thinking. It can be so bothersome to just have views parroting those like Herb's in this day and age. When there's something that's undeniably popular, and you think it's very good, but you find a crowd of people who turn their nose up at it. Flight Facilities are big in the game of making remixes, even anthologies spanning the history of popular music, so I'm sure they've encountered people who just can't believe they'd choose to put "Hypnotize" in their mix instead of a deeper cut from Biggie. They're obviously a duo who operate within the boundaries of both ideas though, pop enough to make the triple j countdowns, not pop enough for top 40. When your biggest hit is a nearly 8 minute slow burner that absolutely wasn't made to be a hit, it probably gives you a fresh perspective on the whole situation.

Emma Louise probably has some angle on this as well. Both of her entries on this list have been with Flight Facilities and she only has one other entry otherwise. It's her big breakout single "Jungle" in 2011 that landed her at #23. It was a big commercial success despite how low key it all was. I remember it managing to reach Gold sales back before streaming was introduced which isn't easy to do. It'd later get a whole new audience around the world when it was remixed by Wankelmut and re-released under the name "My Head Is a Jungle". That remix also got its own remix via MK that turned into a smash hit. On the surface, I might be a little put off by that but I found myself enjoying it as a contrast to the original. Okay, maybe the piano is a little too loud, but it's a fun arrangement. Surprisingly it never really got a proper push in Australia. It feels like radio catnip nowadays, any excuse to cheat the quota. My Emma Louise knowledge doesn't go much beyond this. I just have to give a shout out to her single "Boy" which I think is fantastic. She really utilises those drawn out notes, plays with a counter melody behind it and it accomplishes something equally chill and intense, like the best Air songs.

Emma Louise's voice is obviously the key asset though. She always sounded so far beyond her years and brought an incredible amount of gravitas to everything. That still carries through in "Two Bodies". Compared to "Arty Boy" (#760), she's much more in her element. It's all those vocal runs she brings to the table that can't really be emulated. I'd know, whenever Flight Facilities do a live show and they bring in their usual touring vocalist (I'm sure her name is here somewhere), "Two Bodies" is the one song where it doesn't feel quite as natural. Just a song she makes her own. I guess I should give credit to Flight Facilities as well. The whole thing is just composed of incredibly inoffensive but vibrant beats. It's all just very warm and inviting.

#169. Skegss - Got on My Skateboard (#39, 2017)

21st of 2017

Look, I understand the trepidation when it comes to an artist getting a big haul of songs on the list that you're not invested it. I feel it more than most because I collect all the songs, and it literally becomes a forced investment. For some, it's just 20-30 odd minutes of tedium that prevents them from hoisting bragging rights in their favour, and maybe something to be bothered about whenever they're reminded. For me, it's a spectre that haunts my shuffle playlist actively over the next 12 months, and then passively forever after. If someone gets 5 songs on the list, I'm probably hearing them almost every week for that next year.

My first instinct is to be annoyed. My second instinct is to go against that. Every time I see a discussion thread that boils down to 'Spacey Jane are boring, all their songs sound the same', to me, it screams of lacking effort. In the same way a LLM doesn't know what it's talking about, the more that gets said, the more it reveals the same thing. It's just the easy mental trap to land on. I've said time and time again that your earliest impression tends to be the worst one. Even with this, I can't imagine how often I'll still listen to something once or twice, deem it one of the worst things I've ever heard, certain that I'll never budge on that. Much like how I can certify the benefits of practice even when it doesn't feel like it, forcing myself onto these songs can unearth a better perception. It's why I tend to have better views about a lot of Gracie Abrams songs than if I were asked 18 months ago (that and she just has the most annoying detractors going around).

The 2025 Hottest 100 limited the maximum potential of a bunch of artists so there are no massive hauls this time around, just a large batch of moderately sized ones. You've got a whole new batch of Spacey Jane songs (although this time I'm more familiar with them in advance), Ocean Alley, Tame Impala, all the classics. Royel Otis is the one that raises the most eyebrows and I'd readily skip over them if I could. I'm gonna persist with them though. You want to trust the process, both a belief that there's something to be seen in it which is where the votes come from, and that I'll be able to find that something, as I have so many times before. Maybe it's already happening. You won't find charitable opinions about Royel Otis going around much at the moment, but I do think that they've got a knack for emulating very specific sounds of indie rock in the 21st century that I tend to be interested in. This is just a three paragraph pre-amble to say that I think "car" sounds like "Got on My Skateboard".

This is a good kind of homage even though I doubt it's actually intentional. It's probably the best part of both songs, just that steady rolling energy that the guitar provides. I haven't road tested Skegss for various skateboard related video games, but I suspect it's a fitting backdrop. When the verses are going on, I'm barely paying attention to what's being said (though it's hard even if you do try), because the momentum is just doing a downhill jam. It's the ideal iteration for a Skegss song.

#168. Remi Wolf - Photo ID (#75, 2020)

8th of 2020

Way back at the end of 2014, I was deliberating over what should be my favourite song of the year. The toss-up was between a song that will eventually appear on this list (though I'd ironically later realise it came out in 2013), and the song "Warning" by Cymbals Eat Guitars. If you do click on that link and you've never heard of them before, that is absolutely not them in the video. That was a chance discovery of mine that really bore fruit if you ignore the band breaking up not long after. I've generally found myself enjoying a lot of their long, moody songs with dramatic stakes, but "Warning" feels like more of a tilt at alt rock crossover appeal. A really nice riff and a chorus that goes unbelievably hard. When I couldn't really make up my mind, I went against "Warning" and my rationalisation was that it peaked too soon and trailed off without a proper climax. I guess they just never wanted to make typical song structures. Anyway, it's all moot because now I actually think my favourite song of 2014 is "Trustful Hands" by The Dø. You can make up your own mind as to whether it's just that they play more by the rules on that one or they just give out additional treats via playing the chorus in different ways.

This whole ordeal has ironically become the most memorable thing about "Photo ID" for me. I think it gains an added layer because the song has gotten so popular in spite of it. Obviously in the age of streaming, you only need to hook people for 30 seconds and then it doesn't matter what happens, but I just can't think of any song that breaks the rules to the extent this song does. It wouldn't be ungenerous to say that the song gets through its core sequences in about two and a half minutes, leaving another two minutes to just waffle around and you absolutely feel it. This isn't just a popular artist getting away with it, this is Remi Wolf's only entry, and I feel comfortable saying it's her most popular song, though that's with the boost of a Dominic Fike version.

Even without that long outro though, it's still an interesting song. It doesn't really sound like anything else going on, and then you have Remi Wolf herself delivering multiple different tones. She goes from shrill to playful, running alongside, but occasionally also in contrast to the music. I greatly admire her higher register, which just cuts through everything and stands out. Just glad to see that weird, quirky music occasionally still breaks through, or maybe I just like songs with bridges about stepping on people's toes.

#167. The Avalanches - Subways (#91, 2016)

20th of 2016

I'll admit I'm very much someone who just wants to hear the music, but I do get some fun out of quirky promotional campaigns. Just these seemingly unnecessary means to drum up hype for music that we're likely going to check out already, but maybe just that added story can add something to the mystique. Like just recently, Olivia Rodrigo's had people all over the world obsessing over the colour of a wall. Just be silly enough with it that we'll remember.

For The Avalanches, this was a rollout that begged for gravitas. They had spent just about a decade (if not more) in that eternal limbo of whether or not that next album was going to come out. Every year we'd wait for Richard Kingsmill's blog post for new Australian albums to see if The Avalanches rated a mention, only to get disappointed when they did, and nothing surfaced. We all grew restless. It almost seemed like a wait for something that couldn't possibly live up to expectation. The music world had changed so much since "Since I Left You", and I don't think there's the same audience for that same barrel of tricks. Running too close to it would run the risk of the obvious 'Yeah sure, it's fine, but why would I listen to it over the established classic'. I think there are some very good songs on that My Bloody Valentine album that came out in 2013, but that's basically the precedent that was set when The Avalanches were gearing up for this one.

You might think you remember the first song released from The Avalanches second album, and I'll get to it when it has its day, but the first thing we actually heard from the album was "Subways". Why was that? Because about a week before the actual new single came out, there was a hotline number spotted on posters in London, you could call this number and hear a snippet of "Subways". I absolutely got in on this. It was just untoward enough to make the moment feel oddly special, and I gotta say, a new Avalanches album is exactly the thing that deserved this moment.

Since I feel like there are other things to talk about with the last entry, I'll use this opportunity to properly shout them out. The Avalanches are icons. They could've just released the single album and that would've been true, because it was true for a long time. They dipped into that fascinating well of plunderphonics, creating an album entirely out of samples and crafted something utterly beautiful. Every track on the album flows into the next, so it's just this endless journey from the title track of "Since I Left You" (a song I've taken far too long to appreciate) and sending you from hit to hit to hit. Maybe they cheat a little bit with the clear interlude tracks but it's strange how natural it all sounds when many of these components have nothing to do with each other. Then of course they throw the rule book out for the album's other big moment, "Frontier Psychiatrist", where it couldn't be more obvious what they're doing, but they turn it into a dozen odd moments. All the quotability of your favourite idiosyncratic comedy movie (your "Holy Grail", if you would) packed into about 5 minutes. They had me going out of my way to watch the film "Polyester" just to learn how clinically insane Dexter really is (he steps on women's feet) and watch Divine just be beset on all sides as everything goes wrong around them. I missed the moment as a 7-8 year old but I've been obsessed ever since I found out about it. On some level that extra time allowed the legend to cultivate, and it probably paid off well, given what there'll be to say on the next entry.

I think if you love "Since I Left You", you might not entirely get what you're after on "Wildflower", but "Subways" feels like a strong concession to that audience anyway. There's a prominent Graham Bonnet sample and it really sounds like The Avalanches of old (if that makes sense), while the main vocals in the song are from another song called "Subways", by 12 year old singer Chandra Oppenheim. Once again, The Avalanches are resorting to a very familiar sample that's already been used, which is my chance to reveal in case you didn't know, "Sang and Dance" by the Bar-Kays is where that 'na-na-na...' comes from, before Will Smith made it famous on "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It". WhoSampled lists 11 individual samples on "Subways", which is enough to sound like a cluttered mess, but I really think they prove themselves to still be on top of their game here. It all just feels like it belongs together, rather than the mishmash of elements it really is.

#166. E^ST - Life Goes On (#63, 2017)

20th of 2017

I find myself occasionally weary when an artist has a surprise streaming boon that's backed by big playlists. There's a constant mind battle between wondering if the song in question is justifiably the hit, or if you're just witnessing the system being gamed in that very moment. Late 2017 was the time when Kita Alexander had her song "Hotel" generously boosted into 2xPlatinum success despite seemingly little interest for it. Sometimes the first instinct is just to say 'I won't be suckered in by this, I'm better than that'.

I'm not better than that. E^ST had been around for a few years at this point. Generally pretty likeable and serviceable but not making major waves either. Her song "The Alley" stood out to me. It's a pop song with big stakes, self-imposed with intriguing percussion. It's a showcase of E^ST the singer more than anything though. One of the more glaring Australian accents to poke out, but also occasionally flexing her prowess. She also takes the same Psalm quote that Coolio uses in "Gangsta's Paradise", so it's pretty intense all up.

"Life Goes On" is not like this at all. I think I can fathom a turn of events where I feel so betrayed by it that I dismiss it completely. Gone is all that mysterious darkness, instead we enter full on optimistic fun. She's still dealing with a less ideal situation, but not wallowing in it. Maybe you could present the same lyrics and make it sound miserable, but when you put all the focus on 'Life goes on' with these bright, sunny beats, you've just made a summer anthem. Just a very enviable piano riff, that part alone does so much to turn this into a delight. Also happy things have lined up so I'm writing this during E^STER.

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#175. Juice WRLD - Robbery (#42, 2019)

13th of 2019

It hasn't been a long wait, but we're back with another pseudo-posthumous entry here. In some regard, you can probably cut "Robbery" a little more slack as it was already something of a hit on its own and maybe there's a chance it could have polled anyway, but the reality is that voting opened in the middle of December 2019, a week after Juice WRLD tragically passed away at the tragically young age of 21. There's no way it wouldn't be on anyone's minds at the time. All of his top 50 hits had just re-entered the ARIA top 50 on that very weekend. Still, he was just barely getting started at that point without many hits to his name. "Robbery" stands as the only Hottest 100 entry Juice WRLD actually got to release while he was still with us.

I touched on it a little when I got to him before, but at the pointy end of the list, I think it's worth acknowledging just how opposed I was to Juice WRLD at the time. I found myself thoroughly irked by his breakthrough hit "Lucid Dreams", with its tired sample, occasionally misogynistic lyrics and most of all, that stilted delivery where every syllable needs a metre of distance apart from each other in a clunky attempt to forge melodic rap. It didn't get any better, the more I heard from him, where his worst tendencies would just seem to grow into more unavoidable issues. I was ready to conclude that he had nothing going for him and I should just do my best to ignore him.

Then "Robbery" came along and you can absolutely bet that nothing in my opinion changed at all. Even for a lot of people who liked what he was bringing to the table, this was a bridge too far. An utterly unhinged song with production choices that don't seem to mesh and an over-the-top performance that doesn't compromise itself at all. It was the last straw, the sign that we've been on the Juice WRLD experience for too long. It became the one song that seemed to troll me every other morning. My alarm would wake me up, and "Robbery" was on the radio. My favourite song would get played, "Robbery" would follow. Truly, a gift and a curse that I could not reverse.

On the other hand, that's the funny thing that starts to happen. I couldn't help but laugh at the sheer absurdity of the circumstance. The way it happened with this song that shined a light on all of Juice WRLD's roughest tendencies, with the song somehow managing to be enough of a hit to justify it. Much like how you can't help but laugh at some point watching "Groundhog Day" when the barrage of "I Got You Babe" finally reaches a tipping point, "Robbery" did just enough in its accidental overexposure that I relished the opportunity. Then I started to enjoy the song and the whole thing spiralled out from there. "Robbery" went from a song that I couldn't imagine a worse version of, to something I might actively choose to listen to, and a song I grew to really love by the end of it.

Honestly just this one song went a long way for me to better understanding the appeal of Juice WRLD and what he offers. I'm still not particularly fond of some of his earlier stuff, but I can see a version of it where it all comes together. "Robbery" to me, represents the whole ideal seen out to its logical extreme. This is a song where the protagonist is not remotely in a good place. You can hear it in the things he says and the way he says them. It's the sound of someone who can't consistently string coherent thoughts, constantly getting side tracked and jumping onto new tangents. Truly throwing absolutely everything at the wall here. I don't know if anyone's ever pointed this out before, but by landing so close to Denzel Curry's "RICKY" (#347), we had two songs in quick succession that spin parental advice into something misguided. I just love every strange journey Juice WRLD takes us on. It's a song that's perhaps lucky to have been released when it was, because in hindsight, it sounds like a twisted version of Lizzo's "Truth Hurts", a song that belatedly entered the spotlight just a month after this song had its turn.

#174. Mallrat - Rockstar (#13, 2020)

9th of 2020

I don't like to speak in certain terms. It often means making promises that while I would do my best to make certain, all manner of things could potentially get in the way, and then I just don't like the pressure of it. Look at Nickelback's song "Rockstar", it's just full of all kinds of future tense in its imagined life of luxury. I'm not sure any rockstars can guarantee all of those luxuries. Mallrat has it figured out. She has a whole bunch of phrases of certainty, but she gets away with it by starting her chorus with the word 'Maybe'. Big '/s' vibes to this one.

You might not be surprised to learn that Mallrat has never actually won any GRAMMY Awards. She hasn't even managed an ARIA Award though she has tallied up to 4 nominations now. The one surprising international nomination she has managed is an MTV Europe Music Award for the oddly specific category of Best Australian Act. It's a fascinating thing to look at, seeing how an international audience looks at us. I have no idea where they actually pull the nominations from. It's strange to see 5 Seconds of Summer get two early wins but then they're left out in 2018 when they actually had a major hit (Tkay Maidza won that one). Every year since 2020, The Kid LAROI has gotten a nomination but hasn't won. They put the awards on pause in 2025 so I have no idea, but maybe it could've finally been his year. Just living the Diane Warren Academy Awards experience.

Anyway there's a certain irony to this because of all the 'Rockstar' songs we have, this is the one that doesn't position the artist as the potential rockstar. Yet despite that, it's also the only one where I would make the claim that they've actually pivoted into rock to complete the illusion. I'm not used to hearing actual guitars like this behind Mallrat. There's a big solo near the end and it's the most interesting part of the song, just a strange rejection of pop song structure, with some of the filthiest tuning going around. If Mitski could find her phone, then she would have taken notes. But then she still did it anyway. Are you telling me you can take notes on pen and paper?

#173. FKA twigs - Two Weeks (#45, 2014)

21st of 2014

One of the things that Jessie J laments in her song "Price Tag" is the current era of 'video hos'. Just remember that when anyone ever says 'Am I the only one...', they're unintentionally evoking one Jessica Cornish. Clearly she was too ahead of her time though. Maybe a couple of years later and she might have really been onto something, maybe I'm onto that act of leading on again. There aren't many songs left in this list and even less that have these kinds of foreseeable properties, so I have to relish the chances.

Funnily enough, if you watch the music video for that song, at the exact moment she delivers that line, you might see someone familiar. That is in fact Tahliah Barnett, soon to be formerly known as twigs as a backup dancer behind Jessie J. I can't speak in all honesty and say that the tables have fully turned, just because nostalgia streams absolutely pay the bills, but let's just say that both of these singers released albums in 2025 and one of them peaked at #3, the other at #19 in the UK.

People might have mockingly called Stormzy a backup dancer, but for FKA twigs, it was an honest reflection. She was in a small handful of music videos before her music career took off, notably including some blink-and-you'll-miss-it shots in an Ed Sheeran music video. It's something of a touchy issue for her after she gave up dancing and started making music. She'd get stopped in the street by people who recognised her from those videos and eventually she started just denying it. On her debut album, the song "Video Girl" is about those mental demons. It's one of the more memorable cuts on "LP1" that aren't "Two Weeks".

I always think about the big shift in the Hottest 100 that happens pretty much immediately after 2014. Double J has been introduced and gradually starts to take up the mantle for all kinds of blog-core or otherwise acclaimed but not chart smashing artists. Prior to this, you could usually find a little space in the countdown for those songs that are beloved on the internet but might register a shrug elsewhere. That's the space where you get Animal Collective or The National polling. I put FKA twigs in a similar grouping just because she's the portrait of an artist that I'd generally never expect to be in the conversation. 2014 didn't play by the rules though, so she ended up quite high for her first and only ever appearance. Maybe this was her one undeniable crossover that had all the hype going for it, but I'd be lying if I said she's never made anything else worthy of the same attention.

FKA twigs was something of a curiosity to me at the time. You hear a song like "Two Weeks" and it immediately calls to repel you. Its stiff, cold production in combination with a chorus that anchors itself around saying an expletive made me feel like she was filtering out her audience right there. She's not your typical pop star, nor is she trying to be. She's a bit edgy and a bit weird. I think I warmed to the song eventually because there was too much assurance that she was onto a good thing. I even bought the album and listened to it a bunch. I deemed that she was pretty good but didn't have a very high ceiling for me.

She kept releasing more music and I kept listening though. There were some stopgaps between albums for her that I was pretty positive about. I felt like I was finally rewarded for persistence in 2019 with a big advance single to her second album. You know what I'm talking about here, it's that show-stopping single "holy terrain" with Future. This is one of those classic cases of a polarizing single that gets re-assessed once the album comes out and suddenly the artist can do no wrong. We'll have some more of these on the list, and it's one where I saw the vision right away. Also before that she released her actual showstopper of a single "cellophane", the song I'm most likely to see get brought up by people who don't otherwise listen to twigs. That's a masterpiece obviously but I just didn't give it enough of a chance at first, which is more of a showing to how an artist can fall out of commercial favour without actually stumbling. I think a lot of people would like a second chance at a first impression with that one.

I don't tend to think about it as much as I used to, but if I was pressed for a choice, I'd say that "MAGDALENE" is my favourite album of 2019. It's the point where FKA twigs went from isolated moments of intrigue to just full on nailing the atmosphere from start to finish. Almost every song is good enough to be a single for me and it hasn't lost any of that shine 7 years later. There's an incredible range of ballads & bangers that slip in seamlessly together. "sad day" in particular, really resonated with me and probably demonstrates that contrast the best. It's a very beautiful and chaotic song. Ditto 5 years later with the title track to "EUSEXUA", just a marvel of crisp, pounding production and she's never sounded better as a singer.

The whole thing was just a huge revelation though. I wouldn't say I've completely gone back to "LP1" with that same enthusiasm, it's mostly still just pretty good. "Two Weeks" however, I'm much more open towards. There's a certain quaintness to it with all that's come after it, so I no longer feel fearful of it. It's a strange flirtation with making an anthem that largely works. The phrase 'higher than a motherf**ker' is a flip of the same line from Nicki Minaj's "Starships" but I'd almost completely forgotten about it now, and I'm wondering if my hesitation in 2014 was due to that being a more recent phenomenon at the time. As far as I'm concerned though, it's twigs' phrase now, she treats it with a lot more gravitas, the kind that feels rewarding when it wraps back around to it at the end. A great bridge also it must be said, she pulls off that tender tone better than anyone.

#172. DZ Deathrays - Shred For Summer (#67, 2017)

22nd of 2017

In a crucial blow for pretending that I can have diverse opinions, DZ Deathrays have stepped in with all three of their entries in the range of about 20 places. In some ways, I feel like I went out of my way to make this happen because if you'd asked me a few years ago, I'd probably have "Gina Works At Hearts" (#193) as the clear standout. It's just the song from the album I like a lot which can lend a lot of favours. Instead I've just come through here and elevated my opinion of their other two entries so they just end up in that same general area.

"Shred For Summer" is probably something you'd get from a DZ Deathrays song title generator. This is their entire vibe boiled down to one mantra. They did release it as early as August which might be jumping the gun, but sometimes you have to just have your cogs in place. Just like Tame Impala needed to get "Dracula" out in September to build up to Halloween. Only the way it's going right now, it might end up a bigger success for Halloween 2026 and absolutely solidify those cheesy playlists given how easy they are to crack. DZ Deathrays were ready, and for it, we had the album come out in summer, and everyone was doing air guitar when this landed in the Hottest 100, also in summer.

It's just a behemoth of a song though. You get a fake out at the start with this incredibly distorted riff, only for it to come through cleanly on the verses. I think there's some lineage in that other two piece band, Royal Blood. It's a little funny because "Figure It Out" has a thick guitar riff of its own that plays through the whole song. For DZ Deathrays, that's the bar they're hitting for the song's quiet bridge. It just goes to show that if Royal Blood wanted to make the Hottest 100, they should've gone harder, or been born in Australia, that's probably a boon for success in this, and only this metric.

#171. What So Not (feat George Maple) - Gemini (#90, 2015)

25th of 2015

I hope you're sitting down for this because this is a revelation that rocked me a couple of years ago. Back in the 1960s, NASA enacted Project Gemini as part of its space program, a precursor to the Apollo program that eventually put men on the moon. A lot of people don't know this, but when Project Gemini was operating, they were pronouncing the word 'gemini' with a soft 'i' at the end, in a way that makes the word rhyme with hegemony. Just thoroughly unpleasing to the ear, and a reminder that I, and many others my age who played "Jet Force Gemini" as a child take some things for granted. I have no idea if this was the experience for What So Not, Flume or George Maple. The word doesn't appear in the lyrics, and I can't find any explanation on why the song is called "Gemini". It's lost in the more pressing discussion of the song's release and the circumstances around it.

This is something I touched on when talking about "Innerbloom"'s remix by What So Not (#720), but it can't hurt to serve up a reminder a year later. What So Not was a duo with Emoh Instead and Flume. If you were really into Flume, it was your way of getting more beyond just the surface releases. They parted ways in 2015 with Emoh Instead taking up the What So Not name going forward, but before they did this, they put together one last song together, "Gemini". Maybe it's the Swedish House Mafia effect that made it the biggest What So Not song, or maybe in both cases it's just justified as obviously the song that would be the biggest just from listening to it.

This song is also our spotlight moment for George Maple. She has some tenure outside of this. She co-wrote Tkay Maidza's "Simulation" (#673), and before my cut-off period, she was on vocal duty for Flight Facilities' shining disco treat "Foreign Language", under the mononym of 'Jess'. I'm made to believe that she also sings on Hayden James' "Something About You" (#604). She picked up some strong associations via Future Classic and ended up on Flume's debut album, which might be why she's here. I thought her solo career was going to take off when her debut single "Talk Talk" did big opening numbers on SoundCloud, only to discover that doesn't amount to a whole lot. Great song, though. She'd keep it up until 2020 and has released two albums. I'm particularly fond of her song "Kryptonite", absolute banger.

I feel like "Gemini" gets us the best of all these worlds. George Maple does feel a little overpowered by the production, but she still provides an alluring base to structure it around. There's a little instrumental moment before the second chorus that feels like a call back to classic Flume, but it's all building up to that big blast of a drop. I think it's a little like what Flume would do on "Some Minds" (#637), these two songs were released about a month apart. "Gemini" just has the stronger skeleton, allowing the synth boops to feel more confident, and always a treat to come back to.