Friday, 22 May 2026

#205-#201

 #205. Stormzy - Big For Your Boots (#91, 2017)

25th of 2017



You may have heard this piece of chart history before. In 2017, Ed Sheeran releases "÷". It's his 3rd album, and it comes in the wake of cementing himself as a global star on his last album. If that's not enough, he releases two singles at once and they become two of the biggest hits of the year at the same time. "Shape of You" is a contender as one of the biggest hits of all time depending on how you measure it. We've never been more perfectly primed for an album to absolutely soak the charts, and that's exactly what happens. There are 16 tracks on the deluxe edition of the album and in the UK, they all arrive within the top 19. That's just 3 tracks getting in the way of him sweeping the top 16, and just one in the top 10. It's such a big starting point that even though most of the tracks suffer heavy declines, he still has 9 of the top 10 even in the second week.


You'll see this brought up for two reasons usually. One is to call it the worst chart ever, something I can't really agree with even as someone who isn't a big fan of that Ed Sheeran album, and the other is to point out that this was the tipping point that made the OCC change the rules, limiting the number of songs by one artist on the chart. I have my doubts about this too. Mainly because I think I, and many people at the time could clearly tell that this was a generational circumstance. The perfect amassing of the highest possible percentage of the listening public to coalesce on one album. No one has ever replicated or surpassed the sheer magnitude of it. Only Taylor Swift has gotten somewhat close.


I think it's the aftermath that brought about the change. Because it wasn't just Ed Sheeran doing this. He'd laid down the groundwork as a proof of concept and the unwitting imitators came thick and fast. Two weeks later, Drake released "More Life", and while it obviously wasn't as big, he had 11 tracks in the top 40, meaning that he and Ed Sheeran collectively had more than half of it to themselves. Four weeks after this, Kendrick Lamar did it as well. Again, not to the same extent but nearly all of "DAMN." was in the top 50. And of course, if this wasn't enough, then I left out the fact that one week before Ed Sheeran did it, Stormzy also sent most of his album into the chart. Ed Sheeran is the fall guy here, but the reality of it was this feeling that this was going to be a monthly situation. Unrelated hits just taking an endless battering and never getting to properly shine. To me, the whole thing has just felt like an overreaction to something that isn't nearly as common as that two month period made it seem. I'm writing this a week after Harry Styles has released his latest album, and his album tracks would definitely be swallowing up the top 40, but he's part of a very small group of artists who can do this, and even he's not being very convincing with it. This is all for me to make a segue and say that at this point in time, Stormzy got way too big for everybody's boots.


How did we get here? Well, it's Part 3 of the tale of Kanye West performing "All Day" at the BRIT Awards being one of the most important events for British hip-hop. Little known Stormzy was on stage for that performance, and it might have been his biggest claim to fame for a while. This would change quite a bit by the end of the year. Stormzy scored his first top 40 hit with "WickedSkengMan 4", but it'd be the b-side, "Shut Up", that would get the most attention. After getting a bit of virality with its YouTube video, which is just a freestyle performance in the park with a bunch of people around him (I'm underselling it, but it's the best version of the song. I feast on the energy of it all). Stormzy pushed the song for a Christmas #1 campaign, and it fell short but gave him a top 10 hit by landing at #8. I mainly bring up that song to highlight that Stormzy directly addresses accusations calling him a backup dancer because of the "All Day" performance. You'll remember the line because he ends 6 consecutive bars with 'Backup dancer'.


Easy to say that this was all just a gimmicky moment of virality, but Stormzy put all those backup dancers in their place just two months later when he released "Big For Your Boots", which debuted right at #8, before eventually peaking at #6. It'd stay as his highest charting song for a couple of years, until he reached #1 with a song that will appear later on this list. Though it didn't really escape the UK, it was to me one of the most exciting chart moments of the time because Stormzy just seemed so vital as an MC. Making music that was completely his own, and drawing in so much fascination and attention for it. Not a moment feels wasted as he manages to both play and subvert the pop game at the same time. And yes, some of the charm does come from the fact that it sounds like he's saying 'byewts'. Taking a tired idiom and injecting some life into it just by making it sound like he wants to kick someone in the face who deserves it. Maybe the last time Stormzy sounded genuinely threatening.



#204. Vampire Weekend - Step (#26, 2013)

37th of 2013



Oh ya hey Vampire Weekend, it's been a little while. We last saw this band some...78 weeks ago (#982). I can't yet say if this is the longest gap between appearances on here because by my approximation, there are still two artists for which it is mathematically possible. One of these artists would have to get all three of their remaining songs to land in the top 10 but never say never until you have to. I'd like to say that this is an appropriate situation to represent the extremes of Vampire Weekend but I'd be lying if I didn't say that most of their entries from 2008 to 2010 would be littered around the middle of the rankings.


It does however represent the extremes when it comes to "Modern Vampires of the City". It's my favourite Vampire Weekend album, but it's an experience of occasional valleys alongside peaks. Not perfect, but it was the album that let me change my tune with this band, who seemed so utterly twee and incapable of doing anything beyond that. I think the biggest shift comes instrumentally, and you feel that right from Track 1. It all feels so much more fleshed out, warm and fulfilling. They still have their moments that remind me that it's the Vampire Weekend of old (even on songs I really like), but the whole thing is just so much more rewarding. You've got tracks like "Don't Lie" which builds to a big satisfying climax, and contrasted with a later highlight in "Hudson", one of the spookiest songs that I've not seen put forward for Halloween canon.


"Step" is another good illustration of this, and I was pretty chuffed to see it rewarded by being the highest ranked Vampire Weekend song that year. It's not a very immediate song, but once it clicked, I never looked back. The dynamic variation is the big thing. The chorus stands out because it's so reserved. A little playful melody in the background, but it lets the drums and Ezra stand out and make their mark. Maybe it's impossible to not sound like a weathered veteran once you start mentioning wisdom teeth, but I certainly welcome a grown up Vampire Weekend.



#203. The Chemical Brothers - Go (#46, 2015)

28th of 2015



If you're an electronic music producer, it's hard to get much wider recognition that you're an auteur worthy of attention. It's been shifting a little bit on the charts lately, but for a long time, it's been the norm that the most popular dance hits are the ones where they're just pop songs with different marketing. The producer might get lead credit, but the singer, likely famous in their own right, is getting the kudos and attention. Hard to build a brand when there are many cases that just appear to be a vehicle for the singer.


This is probably why many singers aren't credited at all on big dance hits. It's a way to get them out of the spotlight, and make them into an instrument that the producer is playing around with. We see them as geniuses, rather than hacks who are relying on name power. Fatboy Slim, The Prodigy, The Chemical Brothers, all geniuses that build everything from the ground up. It's a shame because in many cases, it's a scummy practice (though you can't always be sure it wasn't consented). Yet it's encouraged because so many of the most enduring popular artists are always doing this. Our brains are just wired like that.


There is a vocalist on this song by The Chemical Brothers. It's not just a quick sample; it's a very clear role as an MC steering it the whole way. It's not the first time he's worked with The Chemical Brothers. Perhaps more famously, they teamed up a decade earlier on "Galvanize". You know what I'm about to say, I can't say who it is just yet, but he'll certainly get his turn. Non-crediting is just so common for The Chemical Brothers but I can't say it doesn't shape my perception of it. For a long time, I had no idea who was singing on "Believe" even though it's a singer in a rather famous band (who will eventually appear in this list). For however many times I've inputted "Setting Sun" into a spreadsheet, it'd feel so different if it had a '(feat. Noel Gallagher) attached to it (and now it does on YouTube, look how weird it looks). Acknowledging it just feels like breaking a weird illusion I've put up for myself. Noel also sings on "Let Forever Be". That's a good link to the other big return collaboration on this song, because I believe "Go" is the 3rd Chemical Brothers song to have a music video directed by Michel Gondry.


As far as the art of music video directing goes, Gondry might just be the GOAT. He's directed so many and they're almost always incredibly memorable or impressive. This is where I link the video for "Sugar Water" and again have my mind blown at how that was pulled off. I don't know if I'd necessarily put "Go" near the top of that pile. Best I can say is that it's visually striking but I think they run out of interesting things to do with metal poles too quickly. Maybe it's all just a reference to the "Let Forever Be" video which also has 7 women doing a choreographed routine in matching outfits, going for minimalism over being incredibly busy. I know which one I'd rather go back to though.


"Go" though, what an odd late career hit for Ed & Tom. Their first entry in 8 years, this time with slightly less information about salmon in the song. I get the feeling that they're only here to make me go, put that on an orange shirt (this clip will make no sense if you haven't seen the whole movie, I regret). This is a group that have been doing it for 2 decades at this point, they absolutely know how to do it. Like the video, "Go" seems so stripped down to the bare essentials. Maybe it's not a relentless party like "Hey Boy Hey Girl", but it's a welcome return.


"Go" though, what an odd even later career hit for Ed & Tom. The song was used in the 2026 film "Apex". I don't remotely know the full context behind it, but Eggsy from the Kingsman movies starts dancing to it under conditions seemingly akin to "The Running Man". This has turned the song into an even bigger hit than before, a song that would be a new top 50 hit in Australia, but thanks to restrictive new rules isn't charting at all. By comparison, it's comfortably riding in the UK top 10 running on similar popularity but different chart rules, giving me a great new example to use. I think the funniest thing about it all is how much the US just isn't really messing with it. Like, we've got a whole new generation of music fans that have so little loyalty to the previous standards that all countries' taste seems to blend together, and yet the US are still incapable of digging The Chemical Brothers.


Update: Possibly my worst aging post of all time because an hour and a half after this went live, "Go" actually did re-enter the ARIA Charts at #14 today and is now The Chemical Brothers' highest charting single of all time. If not for Drake releasing 3 albums this week, it would also be in the top 10.



#202. Thelma Plum - How Much Does Your Love Cost? (#95, 2014)

25th of 2014



As I look at Thelma Plum's glowing career that she's gone on to have, I always think of those quaint beginnings. Back when she was just uploading songs to triple j Unearthed, and getting that occasional spot of airplay between bigger names and bigger songs. Cute songs like "Father Said" and "Dollar", where nothing about this seems like we've got a big star on our hands. Every time her career seemed to elevate, it just seemed stranger and stranger. The only explanation I had was that I undeniably took notice of her early on, and it obviously wasn't just me.


The surprise is twofold though. Firstly that the breakthrough happened so quickly, and then that it was put on pause for several years. Thelma Plum scored this as her first Hottest 100 entry in 2014. She had a couple of feature credits in 2015, but then disappears completely until 2018. No new singles, no new anything. That's a remarkably long time to go away for a not completely established artist. Everyone could have just moved on or forgot, and she'd just be another short-lived success story, with "How Much Does Your Love Cost?" being her stamp of fame.


When I hear this song, the success makes more sense. Compared to her early singles, the production values have been stepped up considerably here. Maybe she should be breaking out with thanks to her lyrics and singing, but it's also everything in-between that makes this song soar. The rolling guitar riff gives it a "Misirlou" feel, and then the whole thing explodes on the chorus. It's the kind of hook writing that made me realise she might just be something special in the long run. Cashing in that cheque just took a little while longer than it should have.



#201. Polish Club - Clarity (#76, 2018)

22nd of 2018



Sometimes I don't necessarily have much to contribute and I can't even blame an influx of entries for spreading me thin. This is the only entry Polish Club have ever mustered, and they're just a band I've never had much to say about. One of the more successful 'Club' bands going around, and they can lay claim to winning the battle of the three that were on this list. What I wouldn't do to have some Cry Club or Press Club here as well. Well there's "Hanging By A Thread" (#461), but that hardly counts.


Regarding Polish Club though. They're a duo, though in the spirit of bands like Royal Blood and Hockey Dad, sometimes it's surprising to remember this. When "Clarity" was first released, they'd put out just one album. You might be surprised to know that they just put out their 7th album late last year. The main thing that sticks out to me with this band is David Novak's distinct voice. I never know what I'm going to get from them musically, but there's a bold confidence to him that often can elevate the whole thing. Almost ill-fitting at time with how high he gets, but gives the band some character.


"Clarity" has always been a winner in my books. A song where they lock in from the opening bar and never look back. A song that's so catchy, there are probably three different parts of the song that you could call a chorus. Really love the guitar though. There's a rollick to it that completely sets it apart.

Monday, 18 May 2026

#210-#206

 #210. Sticky Fingers - Liquorlip Loaded Gun (#94, 2014)

27th of 2014



I'm going to just highlight again since it's been nearly a year that I did write about the Sticky Fingers controversies before and only won't do it again so I don't repeat myself. I also don't want to sound like I'm just praising them nonstop (this will be the last time), so that discussion is here (#705).


It's very interesting to look at last.fm data from all those years ago. You can spot a developing story. It's one where the radio has a strong influence over what's being listened to. Things actually move along at a peculiar rate. For instance, a little while after the album came out, "If You Go" was Sticky Fingers' most popular song. It was the one that triple j were rinsing at that time. A few months later and it just vanishes from their top list, while many other songs from the same album are unaffected. At the time I remember being surprised at that particular song not seeing the same love from Hottest 100 voters, but I guess it's painting a picture of a briefly thrilled audience (it's me, I was one of those people who had a fling with that song at the time). Sometimes the Hottest 100 speaks to those future trends in a way the data hasn't yet discovered, but then sometimes it just can't do that, because those shifts genuinely haven't manifested in any way.


We've got a very fractured version of the Sticky Fingers story, and it's not because they were blackballed on the radio, it's because most of their popular songs caught on externally to triple j and often weren't immediate. It's a funny irony that if any band could have beaten the system, it was Sticky Fingers, with a fanbase that was more than willing to vote every song they could from the band, but they weren't fully charged up yet. The band's most popular song, "How To Fly" never really got a chance, but another big one, "Rum Rage" did. It polled at #124 which is very impressive, all things considered. When the Hottest 100 of the 2010s rolled around, it made up for lost time in what may have been a heavily influenced vote of trolling the station at the time, "Rum Rage" moved up to #33, the 5th highest song of 2014. What we're left with here in the moment is an album cut that hasn't found its audience, so it's stuck behind the pack, and strangely an album track makes the cut in its stead. Oddly enough, another track with an alcohol influenced title.


This was such a weird thing to process in the moment. A song I'd never heard of sneaking in ahead of some genuinely big hitters. Maybe Sticky Fingers are in for an absolute day, except wait now the actual single (#241) is only modestly higher. Just how did all of this happen? It's an oddity that I appreciate somewhat for throwing a curveball into the mix. As much as I like to see the poll as accurately representing the typical triple j experience in that year, sometimes you have to remember it's just an internet poll and there's nothing stopping a lot of people for just voting a song that they resonated with on their own. It's actually surprising there aren't more results that reek of fanbase manipulation. In any case, I also appreciate it because it left us with "Liquorlip Loaded Gun", which might just be my favourite song I've ever heard by this band.


I couldn't tell you for certain when I flipped the switch with this song. It wouldn't have won me over on the day because these kinds of blindsides always have you lamenting the waste of space in the moment. It's not exactly the immediate, in your face, catchy kind of song that the band were usually doing well with. It's just this slow lament that feels as much Britpop as it does post-Britpop. Keane with a less clear voice. Dylan is just strangely soaring when he's pouring out his soul over his drinking problems, and generates a hook that sticks with you even if it's not entirely clear what he's saying. I mentioned the changing popularity of songs over time, which is something that doesn't happen as much now that the Spotify economy reinforces itself. So it's a shame that this song finds itself just stuck outside of their top 10. Makes it a little harder to let itself be known, and it'd be a good change-up in a sea of their slow jams that don't feel like they have the same ambitions.



#209. Arctic Monkeys - Four out of Five (#95, 2018)

23rd of 2018



On RateYourMusic, there is a disproportionately high number of people who have rated this song as 4 stars out of 5. It's almost one in three reviews for the song. The funny thing about it though is that it mostly looks like it's prompting people to push their votes down rather than up, as it's the 4.5 star ratings that stick out for being relatively lacking. In any case, on a website where the all-time greatest single can only get as high as 4.48 stars, maybe it's a good mark to suggest people around. Is it all part of Arctic Monkeys' three-pronged attack? Their 'Yvan eht nioj'? No, I think what we're looking at is a chronicling of what rate of people receive this kind of knowledge and act upon it accordingly. That, my friends, is the Information-Action Ratio.





Okay, it isn't really. In case you wanted to know, that's a term coined by Neil Postman in "Amusing Ourselves To Death", and is more to do with the way information is potentially weaponised to control people's actions and outlooks. It's something that has gone increasingly out of control with advancements in the telecommunications network, as we're now inundated with information we simply cannot and need not act upon, rather than it all be within our local periphery. In the Arctic Monkeys song, it's just the name of a taco stand. Oh but it's on the moon. It is utterly insane to me that so many years after Ushiromiya Krauss's moon tourism was mocked, now Alex Turner is floating the very same concept. This is your advance warning to read Umineko When They Cry before I dive into it again here. I am making the novel suggestion that this is even feasible given how incredibly long it is, but hey, who would turn down the opportunity to read one of the greatest ever works of fiction?


When Arctic Monkeys released their 6th album, "Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino" in 2018, it felt like they were testing the limits of what they could get away with. Taking a significant time after their most successful album and then not remotely leaning into it. It's hard to look at any sort of success it had and not see it as a natural residual effect of it being a new Arctic Monkeys album. The most popular song on the album is "Four Out Of Five", but it was only the 49th most played Arctic Monkeys song on Spotify. There's an enormous swathe of listeners who seem completely unwilling to venture into anything the band have done in the last 10 years.


I understand the core of it. Arctic Monkeys have pivoted multiple times in their career. The first two albums don't sound like the next two, and they don't sound like "AM" either. I still feel like in that less popular period, they were still gearing songs to be popular radio hits. Maybe "Cornerstone" and "The Hellcat Spangled Shalalala" aren't quite as crowd-pleasing, but the intent is there. On this album, I'm not sure I see that as part of the vision at all.


But in saying that, I don't think that the band have gone as far off the deep end as it might seem. Yes, it's all a variation on lounge rock, with strange lyrics that satirise consumerism. I'll be honest that part of it actually works for me in a way that a lot of the usual chaotic Arctic Monkeys lyrical affair doesn't, just because it strikes me as more considered and memorable. As for the music, it still manages to do interesting things and never get boring. Tracks like "One Point Perspective" with its jaunty piano, and "Golden Trunks" with its brooding guitar riff, they feel like the closest branching point from the old Arctic Monkeys. The latter I'm particularly fond of, it's got the catchiest hook on the album, and a strangely emotional lift from Alex towards the end.


"Four Out Of Five" is also a very good one. I can understand if it's the one song you take away from it all. The blocky guitar riff is somewhat reminiscent of "AM", but it feels more adventurous than that album. It's willing to change things up over and over again. As a result, I've never really gotten bored of it after all this time, which I can't always say about some more overplayed Arctic Monkeys songs, even the ones I've put above it on this list.



#208. A.B. Original (feat Paul Kelly) - Dumb Things - Like A Version (#45, 2016)

24th of 2016



Paul Kelly has managed to appear in the Hottest 100 across 4 consecutive decades. I lament that he couldn't find his way into the 1980s list given he had every right to do so. For the past two decades, he's ironically just gotten in by singing his old songs accompanied by someone else, making up for lost time. In the most recent countdown, he nearly did something different, coming remarkably close to polling while singing someone else's song. His cover of Kylie Minogue's "Did It Again" just missing the mark at #102.


Paul Kelly's inclusion here probably makes it one of the most dubious stretches with regard to being something you could call a Like A Version. He's here to sing the chorus of "Dumb Things", his own song, while A.B. Original just provide original verses that mostly aren't related to the song, apart from Trials starting both of his verses by saying 'Yeah, them dumb things'.


In case you need a brief, I'm going to make it awkward. A.B. Original is a duo made up of two Indigenous rappers. There's Trials who I just mentioned before, and also just contributed to the list very recently as he produced Birdz's "Bagi-la-m Bargan" (#213). The other member of the duo is someone I can't name because before this supergroup was made, he scored an entry of his own, that will eventually appear on this list. He'll certainly get his turn, but for now I just want to point out that if you choose to watch the video for this, then him pointing at and staring down the camera to say 'The date's changin'' is probably the highlight of this whole experience.


It's not often that the video adds a lot to the Like A Version experience, unless it's a little bit silly with it (#387). This time around it feels like it adds to the experience. Massive aura boost when they're still walking into the studio as the song has already changed, and really adding to the experience when Trials is shouting out the band and the other guy is pointing at them. Actually I'm not being silly enough with it, the guitarist on this recording also will appear on this list at a later date. Suffice to say, the vibes are extremely good on this one.



#207. Childish Gambino - Sober (#31, 2014)

26th of 2014



"Sober" is the kind of song that exists in a strange middle ground. It's a very accessible song that I could absolutely imagine hearing on commercial radio, only it doesn't have quite the clout to get put there in the first place. There's another catch-22. You need to get on the radio to get popular, but you need to get popular to get on the radio. Of course with all this in mind, it's always a risk to try and stick up for someone for a fight they're not even interested in. Hard to say Childish Gambino has had a rough time getting his work out to people, so maybe he never wanted a radio hit in the first place. Funnily enough though as we know, he probably had his best experience at that when he so clearly was not trying to do it. Future blurbs, future words.


"Sober" is a quaint moment to look back at. Up to this point, I'd mostly only known Childish Gambino as a rapper. A rapper who was willing to do different things with his music, but he'd always be rapping. "Sober" is not a song that I could call rap music by any stretch. It's like a meeting point between Bruno Mars and Frank Ocean. I found it very exciting at the time but haven't gone back to it very much since then. I think I might have interpreted it as a ceiling for Childish Gambino that I didn't expect him to ever crack.


This comes from Childish Gambino's "Kauai" EP he released in 2014. "Sober" was the promotional single which made it very clear that he was doing something different on this project. The artwork is a good demonstration too; it's a nice bit of relaxing minimalism. I wouldn't go so far as to say that the rest of the EP is more of the same, but the chill vibes are definitely there. It has a slightly peculiar guest list which includes two appearances by Jaden Smith (credited as "The Boy" on the cover), and also Steve Glover, Childish Gambino's younger brother. Actually once I got to that song, "Poke", I started getting D'Angelo vibes. How were we to know that he would finally release a new album just 2 months after this EP came out. I'm sad again now.


I do still really enjoy "Sober" though. It's very playful in a way that's hard to dislike. Maybe there are some limitations in his singing, but he probably does enough. It's all a bit of a stealth play to hide the fact that this song is a lot stranger than it seems on the surface. There's a guitar solo, and then a slowed and reverbed outro. I suppose I can accept these things if they're part of the original song's creative decisions.



#206. Billie Eilish - bury a friend (#35, 2019)

15th of 2019



There has never been a surer sign of stardom around the corner than when an artist manages to reach the charts with a song that's not particularly radio friendly. It's usually a sign that says they're primed for the big time the moment they play by the rules. For Billie Eilish, this might have been something we were all seeing coming. Prior to that very obvious hit song (so obvious I don't need to name it, not that I can), she had spent the past 12 or so months getting gradually higher chart positions around the world. This observation doesn't work very well in Australia because we caught the bug very pretty early on with another song I won't mention yet. Following the US & UK Charts though, I just remember watching numerous songs of hers just seem to sneak into the lower end of the chart on the back of her reliable and growing fanbase.


Evidently, the dam could no longer hold her back. I start to wonder if pretty much any song could have gotten the job done for her at that point because the very strange reality of it all is that "bury a friend" was her first top 20 hit in the US and UK. She already had two top 10 hits before this in Australia (one of them is "when the party's over" (#809)) but this also got her to a new high of #3. By all accounts, this is a huge hit, but it's one that's absolutely plummeted down the pecking order for her. A while back I made the same observation for Tones and I with "Johnny Run Away" (#530). "bury a friend" landed at #35 in the Hottest 100 despite being the 26th biggest hit of the year (or around 15th biggest if you leave out 2018 songs). Just one of those early signs of an audience poised to abandon the song once there were more options. Album track "i love you" is rapidly closing in on the lifetime sales of "bury a friend" in Australia, and despite being her 14th most streamed song to date (it'll be 15th when this post goes live) on Spotify, it's only ranked 34th for current daily listens.


All this is just to reinforce my early notion that "bury a friend" is a bit strange and maybe not so enticing to go back to, compared to other hits of hers. I can't say it's short for hooks, but it's very off kilter in the presentation. It doesn't have any moment where things settle in and get comfortable. I suspect that's all intentional. It's a nightmare in song form, where things can change at any moment, and chaos reigns supreme. Even when the song is at its most settled in the chorus, Billie is singing through a vocoder just to make it a little more uneasy. The more I look at it, the less it feels like a proper song, and more like a teaser trailer for the album, complete with then "WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?" title drop.

Friday, 15 May 2026

#215-#211

 #215. Vera Blue - All the Pretty Girls (#26, 2018)

24th of 2018



We're entering a strangely vast but also lucrative world with this one. Vera Blue released her first album under the moniker in 2017. I've been on about it a couple of times (#728), (#715). The album was pretty successful. I'm actually surprised it wasn't nominated for any ARIA Awards. Maybe it was released too late in the eligibility period to build a stronger case. Did you even know she put out another album after that? Maybe it's easy to remember because of the distinct artwork, but it also really fell by the wayside. That previous album got to #6 on the charts, and then she could only get to #61. It was released in late 2022 so it could be one of the newest things I get to discuss here, except none of the songs on that album actually polled.


Vera Blue released many singles between these two campaigns that just didn't end up on the album. These include some of her most popular songs, and they easily could've been tacked on as bonus tracks to boost the sales. I have to respect the integrity but it does make for a pretty unfamiliar track list when they're not there. The voters absolutely turned up for these though so we're gonna come back to this well a couple more times, and see the different kinds of carefree, pleasant indie pop she was peddling with these loosies.


"All The Pretty Girls" is a song that's inspired by Fleetwood Mac. She's tangoing so much in the night with this one. It's a good way of experiencing many of the best parts of some songs that I think we've all probably heard more than enough for one lifetime. At least for me it felt revitalised. As someone who wasn't massively enthused by what she was doing on that previous album, this felt like a return to some of those folksier sounds where she's more at home. It was my favourite song from her in quite a while. I would not necessarily say she stuck on that path but it does leave this as a song that stands on its own. It hasn't been outmoded by those later singles even if I do prefer them.



#214. Paramore - This Is Why (#45, 2022)

11th of 2022



In 2007, Fall Out Boy released "This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race" as the second single from their third album. It was released right around when the term 'emo' had caught on as a catch-all term for all manner of anthemic pop rock and pop punk that was coming out at the time, regardless of how little it had in common with the genres past flag-bearers. It's always felt a bit weird to me. "The Black Parade" is just too much fun, outside of "The End", "I Don't Love You" and "Cancer" and I have trouble thinking of it as sad boy music. It tended to be the case with all the big names. They weren't getting on the radio unless they made something crossover friendly.


The Fall Out Boy song expresses frustration with the growing trend. Particularly as they were relatively veterans of the scene and seeing anyone and everyone starting to hitch themselves to the already full band wagon. I've always thought of it as being allegorical for the way audiences responded to it as well. Even if the music wasn't always deeply emotional in those associated ways, the fans certainly were. Many people who may have grown up during the boy band wars were at it again with a slightly more mature flavour but heightened stakes to make it all the more intense. Maybe for some people who just liked the music, they were all for it all, but I always felt like it was very likely that liking one band meant hating another. 'These aren't the charts, they're a [censorship of choice] arms race'.


It's a perspective that seems to lose out in the long run. Music audiences get more fractured and there isn't always enough space for that nuance in the discussion. After living through those years and feeling instructed to like some artists and dislike others, it never fits right to pretend that I feel positively on all of them as a representation of that emo phase I must have had. Certainly, it reflects my own feelings now, as is often the case. But I just refuse to believe that all AFI and Paramore fans got along. Heck, it wasn't even just confined to the scene. Easy to forget that what was for a long time Tyler, The Creator's most famous song basically outright said 'F**k Hayley Williams'. I have no idea if they've ever patched things up but I'll bet they have a lot more overlap in fans nowadays.


I'm not entirely sure where I was influenced in all of this. It's an easy answer to say that it was triple j and their policy of playing X but not Y, which I trusted enough to go along with, but it feels like it sells my own genuine reactions to the music out of whack. Fall Out Boy felt like a guilty pleasure as I kept finding more of their songs that I liked even when I felt they were the incredibly uncool top 40 band, but then there was Paramore. They weren't really on the charts but they seemed to come up in discussions a lot and I was hesitant on them. I'd hear their music and be very underwhelmed and/or irritated. I won't deny I was probably stuck with some subconscious sexism. That boys vs. girls mentality gets stuck into you at an early age and it's hard to challenge it.


In a similar sense, I think often triple j gets locked into these kinds of editorial decisions for a very long time that can linger on well after they stop making sense. That's why it's very interesting to see Paramore in this list with "This Is Why" being their only ever entry. This isn't a matter of them pre-dating the cut off. They were a band that had been around a decade and a half only just getting the tick of approval for the first time. Everything about it screams of new faces in the editorial department finding the very old 'Don't play Paramore' clause and getting confused by it. I can vaguely imagine it's something such a long time coming that was just waiting for an appropriate opening. In that great big war of the late 2000s, Paramore came out of it just about the best, managing to reinvent themselves in more than a few ways and stay in the conversation. While many of their contemporaries never saw it as good as they had it then, Paramore scored their biggest hits well into the 2010s, earning a fanbase that stuck by them, and perhaps winning over some of their early critics. It's me, I'm the early critics.


It's a strange kind of arrival here. Not long afterwards, triple j had Kylie Minogue back on the radio after scoring a relatively big hit by her modern standards, but "This Is Why" is not Paramore getting too big to ignore. It's not really one of their big hits at all. I almost wonder if it's something that just felt like a no-brainer in the 2022 context. My Chemical Romance had just released a new single for the first time in many years, newsworthy for sure. Then Paramore did the same thing, and under a 2022 context it just doesn't make sense to use the X and not Y rule anymore. It just feels like accepting that they've never really been that out of place on the station. For anyone who had a soft spot for Paramore, this was finally the chance to put them in the Hottest 100, and of course it's going to happen. There was enough excitement around the comeback that the album of the same name also went to #1, the first time they'd done so in nearly 10 years.


I'm quite fond of this modern iteration of Paramore. The potential's clearly always been there, but in a lot of their early work, they're so stuck in the mode of sounding like everyone else that it leaves a little to be desired. "Riot!" sounds so incredibly stuck in 2007 and suddenly sounds like they're putting on a costume to be a different band. Not entirely untrue though given the band's significant personnel changes that have taken place since then. Here, they just sound livelier and more exciting. Doing more with the guitars than just providing a sound bed and maybe the obligatory riff on top of it. I hear something that manages to be jagged and unpredictable but without sacrificing any appeal. There's a vitality to "This Is Why" that you very rarely get from bands that have been around so long. It's not just 'Listen to this because it's the new Paramore', but rather 'Listen to this because Paramore are cooking with this one'. Maybe my belated revelation I'm having here is that I hear a lot of early Metric in the album. Songs like "Poster of a Girl" and "Combat Baby" feel right at home with "Running Out Of Time" (oh hey, that's also a Tyler, The Creator song title) or "C'est Comme Ça". It's not even that weird when you consider that Hayley Williams is still only now roughly as old as Emily Haines was when Metric had their big breakout success in 2009. There are a lot of ways that seemingly contemporary artists can be so vastly different despite the similarities on the surface.



#213. Birdz (feat Fred Leone) - Bagi-la-m Bargan (#30, 2020)

13th of 2020



For the 2020 countdown stats page, triple j noted that there were 6 songs on the list by Indigenous artists, which was a record at the time. It wouldn't hold as the record for long. By my count there are 10 in the 2022 list, though a large chunk of them are repeated artists (King Stingray had 4 just by themselves), as well as artists who we're generally used to seeing. Not a single one was a debutant artist. The 2020 list seems more noteworthy because aside from Thelma Plum, all of these entries came from artists who had never polled before, with a diverse cast you might not necessarily pick out if you're not clued in. 2020 also has the neat moment where two showed up back to back, quite high in the list. This song, and another that will eventually appear on this list, 2020 really was the year for back to backs.


Birdz is a rapper from the Northern Territory with heritage in the Badtjala region around southern Queensland and northern New South Wales. He'd been releasing music for a number of years, first getting significant triple j airplay with his song "Rise" with Jimblah. In a very Australian declaration, he cites watching late night 'rage' and seeing the brief part of it when they'd show US rap videos as what made him fall in love with rap music. Fred Leone is Birdz's cousin, with similar heritage but a very different kind of performer.


"Bagi-la-m Bargan" means "Fighting Boomerang" and is a song written from the perspective of an Indigenous Australian upon the arrival of the First Fleet in the 1700s. It's a raw depiction of the hypocrisy that comes from colonisers and their warped perspective. As soon as you unilaterally consider yourself to be above someone else (through a framework that is shaped in your best interests, of course), you're simply unable to see eye to eye. That's the polite way of saying they internally justified their own genocide of a civilisation that had lived unabated for thousands of years.


The song went about as viral as you can in the 2020s under these circumstances. I think Fred Leone is an important part of that package. I couldn't tell you what he's saying, but there's so much gravitas in it that I can't help but be moved. Birdz is a contrast to this with his rougher delivery, but he's definitely landed on an engaging performance of his own. It's one of those songs that you're a little surprised to see here at first, but then there's enough in the way of hooks that it's not actually that unusual. As well as that, it highlights just how important it is to support our local music scene because these are the kinds of stories that you cannot just offload to higher budget international stars. There's undoubtedly something lost from the streamlined 'perfect' rendition of the popular music scene.



#212. Illy (feat Anne-Marie) - Catch 22 (#23, 2016)

25th of 2016



Many years ago I was sequentially writing about ARIA top 20 hits as part of a forum game. It stalled out around 1996 but it came with an ominous promise I had made. Once I got up to "Catch 22" by Illy, I would spend a ludicrous amount of time going completely off topic to instead talk about "Catch-22", the 1961 novel by Joseph Heller. I had recently bought it on strong recommendation because I was going to be on a 24 hour plane trip to Minnesota and needed something to pass the time. This turned out to be a very bad idea because "Catch-22" is an incredibly dense novel that is difficult to read if you're stuck on an uncomfortable plane seat. I maybe got through half a dozen chapters for the whole trip, but then I eventually got through it after I got back home. I hesitate to say that it's my favourite novel that I've ever read because I just haven't read enough for that statement to hold weight. I just struggle to think of something I'd put above it. Anyway, it's been about 6 years coming. It's time for that tangent.


I'm going to assume you're familiar with the titular phrase. I just wrote it several times in the above paragraph so that goes without saying. "Catch-22" is a novel primarily set during World War II and looks at the lives and experiences of a US army air squadron. The main character is bombardier Captain John Yossarian who spends most of his time doing anything he can to get out of flying more missions, becoming a constant source of metaphorical black-eyes on the record of his colonel. The titular phrase is most famously invoked early on, as a contradictory restriction that keeps pilots from being grounded. It's about how any pilot deemed not to be sane can't be sent on missions, but they must make an application to declare it. Since anyone who'd willingly fly missions must be insane, anyone trying to not fly must be sane, therefore they cannot successfully apply to be grounded. It occasionally re-emerges in other contexts, but the core principle always tends to keep those of low rank perpetually at the whims of their deranged superiors.


"Catch-22" is a highly satirical anti-war novel. Joseph Heller served as a bombardier during World War II, from which he drew inspiration for the novel. Supposedly he didn't experience the same cast of clowns that Yossarian did, and didn't feel anywhere near the same level of existential dread, but many people who did have found solace in the novel's depiction of war. The war in the novel is one that depicts the villains as the bumbling superiors whose vain, narrow perspectives convince them to put everyone's lives in danger. They're not usually depicted as being downright evil, but completely incapable of empathy, with their priorities focused completely on their own bureaucratic gains. Colonel Cathcart frequently expresses disdain for Yossarian not because of his insubordination on its own, but because his insubordination promises to reflect badly on him. He's frequently willing to give out a medal of commendation simply because it will look better on his record, even though he's incensed by the very same act.


The thing I've been leaving out from all of this is why I enjoy the novel so much in the first place. I can get sociopolitical satire anywhere I look, but rarely is it so disarmingly funny. In amongst all the characters that act in contradictory ways, is narrative prose that revels in doing the same thing. A line will be set up only to be countered immediately after. You're set up to be comforted by some sense of understanding what's going on, only to have to re-adjust constantly. It's just that profoundly human experience of being internally inconsistent everywhere we go. The kinds of things we might seek in others to put them below us while we're both aware and unaware of how guilty we are at the same time. The novel is just teeming with seemingly insignificant details, mundane actions from one character that are interpreted another way by someone else. The very first chapter of the novel has Yossarian in the hospital, being made to censor letters, which he gets increasingly bored with and starts turning it into a joke. Completely destroying the contents of the letters, and then signing it as Washington Irving, or Irving Washington. Multiple CID men are sent to try and figure out who is doing this and eventually they find their way to the wrong man who sees the signature and recognises the handwriting but still doesn't turn him in. At no point do they ever get close to finding the real source of something we've known for all of 500 pages. One character is logged for being on a flight they weren't on that crashed, so they're assumed to be dead even to people they're talking to. They send a letter to their wife to clear it up, but she also receives letters from the military insisting that any evidence he's alive is clearly forgery, and she moves away with no return address before he's ever able to clear it up.


There are several chapters dedicated to my favourite character, Milo Minderbinder, the mess officer. Someone who's incidentally promoted to the role and begins to take the whole thing far too seriously, concocting a full scale trade network across Europe that sells at a loss to make a profit, and begins to get paid by one side of the war to prevent attacks that he was also paid to conduct. Eventually he ends up bombing his own squadron but ends up being commended for it due to how profitable the venture was. He steals important military and first aid equipment for his ventures but always leaves an earnest note to say that it's for everyone's good. It's all just this comical venture of the always rising demands of capitalism being met by someone who genuinely thinks they're acting in everyone's best interest. Just one of many characters who are repeatedly rewarded and never punished for doing the wrong thing.


All in all though it's also a very tragic story. One where basically everyone is a flawed character but of those who are easier to root for, very few seem to get what they want. It's an unceasing tale of people being mistreated, scapegoated and abused by those above them in power. It's realising in real time alongside our main character how awful the circumstances of war are down to every detail, and reaching clarity upon eventually unravelling just what has made him this way. The very silly novel stops being silly eventually.


I think there are many things you can take away from the novel; it's quite dense, after all. What I find myself thinking about the most is the way a sense of progress can be considered more important than actual progress. The way so many parts of our society are built around putting people in permanent positions of power and/or employment that need to do things for the sake of justifying the fact they've been put in that position. The way that you feel pressured to keep up with something that's only keeping up to distance itself from the negative association that staying put brings. On a micro-level, it can compel people to do things just because they have once needed to be done, and because re-assessing your trajectory can be more taxing or consuming than just doing the same untaxing thing that provides increasingly little value. Maybe these situations won't be as hyperbolic and absurd as the novel describes, or even as drastic as I'm making it sound, but they're all absolutely there once you start thinking about it.


I think about what's been accelerated in the past decade in the music industry. We're in one of those spirals where previously safe bets have been gradually pushed out by a simultaneous algorithm & paradigm shift. The way we've never been more in communication with people overseas, overlapping their culture. It's never felt more like there's an inscrutable force that keeps the gap between the top and the less top growing.


I begrudgingly follow the @chartdata account on social media. I've done it for long enough to remember when the original user retired and let someone else take over. It's hard to distinguish them because they both have had an uncanny ability to post things very promptly, becoming a first source for many people even though they're rarely actually breaking the news. I suppose if nothing else, I respect their accuracy. It's possible they'll post something with a provocative lean to stoke engagement, but if I just treat it as an account that updates me on the charts, they're very useful.


I'll admit though that I find myself disagreeing with the general vibe of the account. There was another Twitter account I used to follow, @YTMilestones. It was just a bot account that did exactly what it said on the tin, automatically tweeting out milestones of a factor of 100,000,000 views on any music videos on YouTube. The account was created by kworb, the person whose website is another indispensable source of chart information beyond my wildest dreams. I had a bit of a 'seeing how the sausage is made' moment with this, because I would inevitably see a YouTube Milestones tweet pop up, and then at some point after, there'd be a Chart Data post that said the same thing. I knew that Chart Data followed this other account, but I had to see that for myself. At no point did I ever see their account cite the smaller account it was getting its information from. It's a policy that's also seen by the owner of that website now. Citation is clunky and it's just so much more profitable for your brand to do the dog act of stealing someone else's content as long as you don't draw attention to it. We disillusioned few aren't enough to stop it, and it would only punish me if I unfollowed in protest. Wrong behaviour being rewarded, correct behaviour being punished, it's all starting to sound like some "Catch-22" business here.


Another thing that stood out to me about that though is that Chart Data obviously was not going to tweet out every single milestone that arrived. There are just too many of them and they're not all that relevant or interesting to most people. So they'd pick and choose, no doubt prioritising the videos that are more likely to get engagement. It's not the first time they'd done something like this either. The account used to be a bit more adventurous. Taking the time out to observe international charts and trends. Nowadays they're just so focused on America and the Global charts that the usually very interesting question of 'What are people listening to in different parts of the world?' just doesn't enter the equation. This account used to tweet ARIA Chart information shortly after it was revealed. They'd even do the one song, one tweet method that they notably do with the Billboard charts. Only, they didn't really. That same selective policy would shine through again. It wouldn't be about the intriguing, unique parts of the Australian charts, but instead reinforcing that which we already all know about. I could never forget when in July 2016 they posted the whole top 5 of that week but left out the fast rising song at #2. You know, the only one that was Australian, the only one that wasn't charting around the world, the only one that would be guaranteed no engagement. They went out of their way to reveal that "M.I.L.F. $" by Fergie had climbed 8 spots to #37, but the song that had gone from #37 to #8 to #2 in its first 3 weeks never got acknowledged once. That song was "Papercuts" by Illy, of course (#857).




It's just so hard to not see any of the bad faith results of everyone looking out for their own best interests. I wrote all this before learning that this account also makes sponsored posts to promote unregulated online gambling, so it hasn't gotten any better. It becomes the ultimate dilemma for us all. Why do the right thing, which goes unappreciated if doing the wrong thing is easier and you're often rewarded for doing so. Before you know it, we'll all be doing it, and suffering the unstoppable feeling that the whole world is just one great big Prisoner's Dilemma filled with a whole lot more Betray than Ally. I guess the main thing that motivates me is the good feelings I'm wired to have when I do these things, even if they're not going to be seen or acknowledged. So often just setting up an internal system of mental rewards can do a lot of good. I'm not always very good at committing to one thing for an extended length of time, but if I cycle through them, I can create a system that works for me. I knew roughly 2 weeks ago that I was going to have to write this entry, and I buckled down to simultaneously pace forward with this blog but also re-read "Catch-22" at the same time. I'd alternate chapter and entry with an appropriate ratio such that I literally finished the book right before I started writing this entry.


Maybe it's a misguided version of merit. I'm not necessarily doing much good by putting this all down here. It's mainly for me as a way to collect several thoughts. I'm not convinced very many people will ever read it, but that's okay with me too. Sometimes just one person having a kind of profound response to something I wrote can mean the world to me. Sometimes I end up being that one person anyway. In a world where miscommunication and misunderstanding are as rife as it is in the novel, sometimes just putting our thoughts out, as unfocused as they may be, can provide a net good as a means of trying to communicate what makes us, us. Meanwhile, I'm also aware that it would be deeply inappropriate after everything I just said now to treat this Australian song as a vestigial fragment from which to make a point centred around an American novel. I will attempt to remedy that now.


The interpretation of the phrase 'catch-22' that Illy uses in this song is more about looking at life as a whole. Perhaps it's borderline nihilistic, but offset with a more optimistic outlook. If this is all it is, then why not seize the moment. Find ways to make yourself and those around you happy, instead of just spitefully trying to burn it all down. While I wouldn't necessarily say it's fully in the spirit of the term, Illy does echo the novel by using a lot of contradictory phrases. Plenty of antonyms offered as contrasting choices.


You might think that I resonated with this song because of its title, but in reality I didn't read the book until several years after. No, instead it's Anne-Marie that gets those honours. It was just an instant thing that clicked with me in her hook. Between her and M-Phazes' production, it was an undeniable ear worm that I couldn't stop going back to. I do think Illy does a good job as well, steering it along. Even the singing on the bridge is oddly endearing to me. The real tragedy of it all is that the song landed at #23 in the poll, and I may be partly to blame for that, if I remember to bring it up again in a future entry.



#211. Foo Fighters - Something From Nothing (#84, 2014)

28th of 2014



The game has changed so much. It's times like these, you learn to look back and see how we got here. For a long time, Foo Fighters could have been seen as the face of the Hottest 100. They had the most entries and so Hottest 100 success could be attributed to how closely you resemble the Foo Fighters package. Maybe it goes back further than that. In the last year that the countdown was an all-time vote, Joy Division's "Love Will Tear Us Apart" was unseated by those new upstarts Nirvana with "Smells Like Teen Spirit". Hard to imagine what it was like at the time as history is written by the winners, but for anyone who did see it as an overly eager generation propping them up too quickly, they reinforced it both times since then with the same format, winning in 1998 and 2009. triple j listeners were so obsessed with Nirvana, that they took the drummer's side project and rallied behind them for another two decades. Maybe Dave Grohl has done enough to not have it be seen as a side project. He is after all, the only member of Nirvana to ever play a show at the Rivoli. We're in the presence of greatness here.


That's the Hottest 100 story up to 2014 though. After that, Foo Fighters stop contributing to the story, and it continues on without them. Their tally of 22 entries stood tallest then, but they've since been overtaken by Hilltop Hoods, Billie Eilish and G Flip. Lime Cordiale will follow suit. If you're one of the people who shaped that tally in the first place, it might be hard to stomach this. One more holdout no longer for rock to still feel like it's atop the mountain. Some grumblings about either music release patterns or kids these days. If I do think back to 2014 though, all I can think of is how even by that point, how out of place Foo Fighters felt.


There's an implicit conversation when you deal with artists at different stages of their career in these lists. It's hard not to see diminishing returns and resign yourself to the fact that they might just be past it. In theory, that's just a matter of audience response, but maybe it's also warranted on its own terms. Maybe they're just not as good as they used to be. Here, Foo Fighters aren't so far off the peak. They actually got their highest Hottest 100 entry just 7 years and 2 albums before this one, with "The Pretender" reaching #6. You might be surprised to learn that it's one of only two Foo Fighters songs to make the top 10, after "Generator" in 2000 (though if you want, "Everlong" made an all-time top 10). They might not have had that cultural grip anymore, but they were still a huge album seller. 


Actually there's a funny quirk with it. Around 2014, the ARIA Charts had a unique property with regard to pre-orders. Albums would often release 'instant grats', songs (not necessarily promoted singles) that would be available to download on iTunes for anyone who pre-ordered the album. They'd been around earlier in the decade, but they were mainly visible for their property of erasing the sales of songs once the album was released. I first observed this effect in 2011, when the release of Britney Spears' new album caused lead single "Hold It Against Me" to register net negative sales on that week and drop on the Billboard Hot 100 from #52 to #75 (radio airplay keeping it somewhat afloat) before climbing back up to #59. We also had this happen in Australia. P!nk's "Blow Me (One Last Kiss)" fell out of the top 50 for a week in 2012 when the album came out, and despite otherwise probably registering its best sales week, Muse had "Madness" drop out without a fuss. There's also the ever noteworthy story with The Voice Australia in 2012, where all of Karise Eden's singles suffered heavily, including the previous week's #1 which is now saddled with a significant showing for the biggest drop off from #1 ever (a record it might still have, just not as starkly). Then again, if Christmas music never comes back to the charts, then that's Mariah Carey's record to hold forever.


I don't know exactly when it happened, but the script was flipped in 2014. It was no longer about those sudden one week sinks, but rather about offloading instantaneous sales that slyly made a mockery of the charts in a way that's not even obvious on the surface. Much like pre-orders would make songs instantly shoot towards the top of the iTunes chart, now you'd also get it for individual songs that were less specifically sought, and these sales counted to the chart. All those alt-J songs from 2014 I talked about here made the ARIA top 100, thanks to people who might not have even realised they downloaded them. Sia accumulated top 50 hits that didn't remotely feel like hits, and 5 Seconds of Summer scored a top 10 hit with "Amnesia" before it was actually pushed as a single. It didn't make it back to the top 10 (it stalled at #11), but it didn't need to, I suppose.


Foo Fighters' most recent top 50 in Australia was "Wheels" in 2009. If not for "Everlong" returning and scoring a new peak in 2022 after Taylor Hawkins died, they'd have their entire top 50 hit chart history confined solely to the '90s and '00s. It wasn't for lack of trying either, because in the 2010s, they managed 5 more top 60 hits. A mix of short lived hype on first week downloads, and genuine crossovers that just couldn't quite get there. "Something from Nothing" was one of the closest calls, getting to #53, but that was just the start of the campaign, and we knew the album was going to sell a lot. The instant grats took effect and Foo Fighters actually had two songs that spent a day at #1 on iTunes, "Congregation" and "What Did I Do? / God as My Witness". Popularity bars at the time alerted me to the possibility that Foo Fighters were going to score a very uncharacteristic top 20 (maybe top 10) hit with the former, but then it never appeared on the chart. ARIA seemingly pulled the plug on that loophole and Foo Fighters just missed the cut off. Another layer to their perpetual misfortune in Australia, unable to book a slot in the ARIA top 50 singles chart, no matter what zany schemes they had.


Maybe that's not a big deal. I was mainly rooting for it to happen because I love when the ARIA Charts serve up oddities like that. I wouldn't look back at those as vital, essential Foo Fighters songs. With that being said, I find myself making an exception for "Something From Nothing". Back in 2008, Metallica also had their last Hottest 100 entry with "The Day That Never Comes" from "Death Magnetic". That's an album that actually did manage to muck around with the ARIA Charts in the day, though with genuine purchases of the singles. I point it out because while Metallica were equally out of place (they were sitting next to Kanye West on the list), it was a great send off with a late career single that felt like it was justifying itself on its own. A slow burner that goes wild towards the end, reminding me of both the best and worst parts of Metallica, but landing on the side of positive. "Something From Nothing" is Foo Fighters' version of "The Day That Never Comes". It's a similar kind of odyssey that starts off slowly but builds to a monster climax. Even the guitar riffs towards the end sound a little similar. You thought I'd stop it at that, but it's me now also noting a strong resemblance to Dio's "Holy Diver" earlier on. Obviously Foo Fighters are still around, but this is the sound of a band at the end of their spotlight period absolutely relishing the chance to go all out. Genuinely one of their best singles right here.

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 #220. SAFIA - Listen To Soul, Listen To Blues (#76, 2013)

39th of 2013



There's a definite risk if you're a new artist and you include the name of a genre in your song. You're gonna potentially alienate people from ever listening to it in the first place because it might be selling them something they don't think they want. This gets even worse if it's arguably not even the genre you're getting involved in. That way, all the people who thought they were getting one thing get let down when they instead get another thing. Just best to stay away from the whole concept until you're big enough to get away with it.


I don't know what anyone else's first reaction to SAFIA was, if this was the first song, but I remember being a bit confused by it. It's possible that I was ignorant enough to convince myself that this was something that could be described as soul and/or blues. It wasn't a very immediate song for me and I think that initial bait and switch might have slowed me down on it for a bit. Certainly, there's a soulfulness to Ben's singing, but outside of a shade of sorrow, I don't hear the blues in this.


It's the kind of thing that I think the radio can be very beneficial for. Sometimes the ease at which we can pick and choose what we listen to can make it that we miss out on anything that isn't immediately making its best case. The very fact that something is on the radio means that someone has decided it's worth our time even if we haven't realised it yet, and it'll likely make you hear it enough times to figure out if that's true.


The part of this I've been leaving out until now is that "Listen To Soul, Listen To Blues" takes a big pivot just after the halfway mark. The previously smooth backing just goes completely haywire. With this being SAFIA's first single, it's not clear which part of the song is more representative of their work, but with the gift of hindsight, I think this section is the SAFIA we'd come to know. It would grow to be my favourite part of the song, not for all the wacky sounds, but for the return of the song's chorus. There's this distorted effect they put on Ben's voice that adds some gravitas to what was already a pretty powerful hook. It's clearly the sound of a band in their infancy, but they're willing to try some interesting things, and the only way was up.



#219. Flume (feat Toro y Moi) - The Difference (#3, 2020)

14th of 2020



In what might be the most pointless thing to try to gain hipster cred for, I think I knew about COVID-19 before most people. I wasn't on the scene obviously, but someone I followed on social media was. Throughout December I was getting pretty regular updates on this serious issue that was spreading over China and the seemingly drastic response to something that in hindsight, the world just wasn't ready for. When you look at search trends for it online, it's practically non-existent until 2020, though that might say more about just how incredibly sharp the graph jolts up in March. It seems weird to think that more people weren't looking into it before, but it's easy to not think about something until it's absolutely uprooted your day to day life.


I touched on this a bit with "Sending Me Ur Loving" (#731). That was one of the songs that made it out into the world early on in 2020, one of the last songs to get the full extent of possible attention until the world got concerned with bigger news. You have to feel for the artists and labels who might have had a full rollout planned and then had to restructure everything because suddenly nothing was quite where it used to be. With Flume we've got a prime example. "The Difference" was released on the very same day that COVID-19 was declared a global pandemic by the WHO. 'Hey guys, check out my new song...oh, fair enough'.


If you look at charts and numbers (and obviously I do), you won't notice a significant change in terms of how the big hits tended to perform at the time. Maybe a slight dip in streaming numbers as it turned out the lack of commuting more than cancelled out the extra time at home in terms of reasons to put music on. I think the main issue was that it completely changed the dynamics of music discovery in a way that made people not really return to the old. I used to get annoyed at my brother if we'd be playing a game, someone would get called off to do something for a minute, and then we'd come back and he wouldn't want to play anymore. Just breaking that enchantment could have permanently kneecapped past promotional avenues like the radio. I'm not about to call "The Difference" a total failure and pin all of it on this, but when you compare it to his other high placing Hottest 100 hits, it didn't really have much to show for it on the charts. Only with hindsight has it held up as one of his biggest hits. More global streams than "Rushing Back" (#619) for instance.


Then again this could be a classic symptom of a hit that plays off better in hindsight. Something like an "On Melancholy Hill" or an "Instant Crush" (#293). Not really playing to the feel of the big hits that came before it, but hitting a sweet sentimental spot that resonates better out of context. The people who are just sampling random music they haven't heard before might get something out of this that the people pining for new Flume could potentially never see.


That's what I like the most about "The Difference". It's a Flume song that doesn't remotely feel like it's just doing his standard affair. He almost removes himself from the song completely without much of a hallmark, outside of the first 5 seconds. This is a drum & bass song that begs for you to run outside to on a hot day. I'd try it myself but it's too hot today. I'll admit I was a little surprised to see it poll so well. Maybe I'm stupid for ever doubting Flume in that regard, but it was a welcome thing to see.



#218. Silk Sonic, Bruno Mars & Anderson .Paak - Leave The Door Open (#47, 2021)

10th of 2021



It's always fun when an artist who knows nothing but success collaborates with an artist for whom those heights are a foreign concept. It's an unstoppable object meeting an immovable object. One of your guys has to break your rule! Usually what happens is something that breaks both rules by meeting in the middle to an extent. It can at times be a harsh reminder that as much as you may certainly think your favourite artists just lack the promotional game to get to the top, when they finally get that chance, they're just not famous enough to command the attention of that large majority of an audience that have been keeping them down in the first place. You'd more readily bring Bruno Mars down to Anderson .Paak's level than the other way around, it's just not what he does.


In 2021 we got a terrific demonstration of this all when Bruno Mars & Anderson .Paak decided to work together. It added a certain layer of intrigue that opened things up outside of the usual realm of Bruno Mars discussion. I say that thinking that I don't really see much discussion around Bruno Mars albums, despite the fact that he's sold so many of them and even won a GRAMMY for Album Of The Year for one of them. I'm much more likely to see people talk about a new Anderson .Paak album even if he categorically sells less of them and wins less awards. Now those people get to hitch their wagon to a juggernaut and use those numbers to validate the notion that it's a big deal when they do talk about it! In the end, it wasn't quite as successful as the average Bruno Mars album. I like to imagine it's a case of suffering from side project side effects, where there's just generally less imperative to check it out as not part of the mainline series. Maybe it just didn't quite have the hits, to which you might say 'Yes it did', but when you look at Bruno Mars' chart history, you have to remember what you're competing with. This is a man who had not remotely missed the mark once before this.


I mainly say all of this because I think the Silk Sonic project is really good! It's the kind of meeting of minds that works well for both by getting to inject that meeting ground on what both of them tend to do. Maybe you can be cynical and say that it's the kind of project that looks engineered to win GRAMMY awards and then feel alienated by the whole thing, but I hear it as a reward that keeps on giving. It pains me a little that it only comes up just the once on this list because "Smokin Out The Window" was a bonafide hit that's just right there. Evidently the mathematics of audience get even more complicated when you introduce it to the triple j circle, where neither of these artists are particularly notable stars (though Anderson .Paak will certainly appear more times here).


The Billboard charts have a funny tendency to just keep greasing the wheel for a certain handful of stars. From the outside looking in, it just feels like they're ordained the top spot while getting a reality check overseas. Just recently, Bruno Mars has had no issues scoring another #1 hit with "I Just Might". He's thoroughly backed by the machine and has the trust of radio airplay to plug up the shaky streaming figures. Outside of North America though, it feels like a hit that's only riding along because it's one of the few new and notable songs going around at the moment. In any case, I'm also describing a similar situation that happened with "Leave The Door Open", which also had its early week at #1 followed by the secondary week to coincide with better airplay. That one was a little less comfortable though, and resulted in a highly delayed Hot 100 since there had to be fraudulent downloads of Dua Lipa's "Levitating" removed from the count. None of that is on Bruno Mars or Silk Sonic, except to say that this collaboration was putting a strain on that guaranteed feeling of taking the top spot.


I'm also not going to knock it because I think "Leave The Door Open" is great. It's one of the best produced hit songs I've ever heard. Sounding smooth like a new born, or in a way that I feel like I'm going to be asked to leave quietly without making a fuss. Bruno Mars is still the star of the show, and I think does a lot to add to his own stocks when he shows off his vocal chops here. Usually he's the kind of performer that doesn't warrant a lot of comment, but his performance on this song is stellar. As for Anderson .Paak, he slips into the whole thing so naturally as if to make a case that he should be more of a star. I mean, I'd thought that for a long time already, but that's a topic for later entries. This is the kind of nostalgic throwback that is so well crafted that I can't help but fall for it. It's not good in a boring technical way, but in an 'I didn't realise how badly I wanted this' kind of way. Just absolutely puts me in a good mood.



#217. Tame Impala - Patience (#52, 2019)

16th of 2019



Still mining the well here. Something I always find interesting is the way the Hottest 100 preserves a state of time. The way we look at a lot of music can change over time. We can gain new insight that increases or decreases their worth to us. I heard an interesting quote recently about how we instinctively look for things that have been said before and try to find a way to level ourselves above us, in the abstract sense of either superiority or progress. Sometimes it'll be completely contradictory to reality. 'Why wasn't this song a bigger hit?' I say to myself while ignoring the fact that I was one of the people being a barrier to its success by not buying into it right away.


Going back to the original point though, Tame Impala's performance in the 2019 Hottest 100 remains locked in place. It's not changing, unless that one guy who keeps editing the 2013 & 2014 Wikipedia pages increases his scope. It leaves us with "Patience", the first new Tame Impala song since "Currents", nearly 4 years ago at that point. So many big accolades to come with it. It was nominated for multiple ARIA Awards, it was the first Tame Impala song to crack the UK top 100, named on multiple year end lists (including my own). This is a crazy amount of attention for a song that ended up tucked away on  "The Slow Rush B-Sides & Remixes". We did not know when "Patience" came out that it would never end up on the album proper, unless you count the Japanese bonus track, or one physical box set. Maybe the Hottest 100 performance really is an early reflection of it. Imagine a Tame Impala lead single not even cracking the top 50. You've got to scrub that immediately, the classic 'promo single' pivot that implicitly implies fans have to really do the work if they want the songs they like to get the proper treatment (except not so forcefully as to make it happen). Now it just feels like a random Tame Impala song that got in because it was one of three Tame Impala songs that were around in 2019 (well, four, but "Posthumous Forgiveness" was in December).


It's hard for me to not want to self-correct in the wake of this. I look at the way I responded to it initially and start to wonder if I'd ever give it the same time if it were just an album track. We're looking at the last gasp before Tame Impala fatigue started to set in and I look positively generous looking back. But then I want to cite "No Choice" (#307) and just contend with the idea that maybe this still is one of the best Tame Impala songs from this period. Maybe it's not really re-inventing the wheel, but the reverberated piano filling out the mix is positively striking. Then it's just the usual hallmarks. You've got drums that seem to splash, and all those mini odysseys where Kevin changes his inflection. It's definitely a little brother to that other Tame Impala song, but still worthwhile in a pinch.



#216. Boy & Bear - Southern Sun (#41, 2013)

38th of 2013



The locked in history can work both ways. For every hit that doesn't stand the test of time, there's one that probably should've been a hit but just wasn't really. You look at the performance of "Southern Sun" circa 2013 and it's just a modest comedown after their mighty success a couple of years ago. Still a hit to some degree, but one that comes off as a sophomore slump. Anyway, I don't know if you've kept track of things but it's absolutely Boy & Bear's most popular song now. All that says to me is that they just weren't allowed to keep the gravy train rolling into the future. Seemingly there isn't a song they could've put out that would've kept them at the top. It's why I do like to prioritise long time success. That's where the platinum certifications are hiding at least. "Southern Sun" is up to 3xPlatinum so far, which ties it with their cover of "Fall At Your Feet". I'm sure they'd probably prefer it if their own song is the one that goes the distance, given they implied as much when "Feeding Line" got their highest Hottest 100 position in 2011.


When I saw Boy & Bear live a couple of years back, it was a tour for the anniversary of their second album. They played every song on it, some for the first time in many years. I quickly also cottoned onto the fact that they were playing the whole thing in track list order. It's a cute, sensible idea in theory, but probably in practice isn't the most satisfying. The three most popular songs on the album are tracks 1-3. Maybe you've got some favourites on the back end but it's a long time to go without big highlights. This is how I also quickly realised that they were cheating on this system, and deliberately saved "Southern Sun" for last, so they could go out on a high, before coming back for several more highs when they brought out all the expected favourites that aren't on that album. It was quite peculiar though to see the reaction. Such a loud reaction for such an unassuming song. Maybe it's just a numbers game but funny how it works out like that.


There's an odd set up to this song though. A brisk walk the whole way, but with unusual moments to lift. You can't tell if the chorus is supposed to be the hook, or it's the nifty little guitar getting its moment afterwards instead. Generally stays at one pace almost the whole way until you get one of the great bridges. Maybe I'm doing it backwards as it's probably cooled off on me a little over the years, but hard to say it doesn't succeed in its mission.