#73. Phoebe Bridgers - Sidelines (#99, 2022)
3rd of 2022
This feels like a glitch in the matrix. This is the only time Phoebe Bridgers comes up in this whole list and it's with a loose single that isn't particularly noteworthy in her discography. Technically she comes up again in 2023 because boygenius had a bumper year but otherwise it's all we've got. I think what you take away from it is two things. One is that it represents the sometimes realistic document of the year in review that triple j's Hottest 100 provide, the other is that sometimes triple j just fumble the bag a little bit.
In some regards, you can probably combine the two factors in one. The idea that triple j didn't fully prioritise Phoebe Bridgers sooner is a relic of a time when she wasn't quite as famous as she is now. You could make the argument that they should have been on board with her, but there just wasn't enough irrefutable evidence at the time that she was a major player outside of all the blogs & tumblrs of the world. The end result is that she landed at #109 in 2020 with the song "Kyoto", maybe an underperformance in hindsight, but it's a song triple j had played once prior to December 2020 and only scarcely after that. It's very rare you'll get something that isn't a crossover hit to defy the airwaves like this, and it was a big sign that there was something in all of this.
The only problem was that Phoebe Bridgers hadn't released a new album since then. I feel like there was serious potential for her to surprise everyone but we just hadn't had the opportunity to see it. With the right material, I suspect she could have seriously cashed in with this, whether intentionally or not. A bit like how it's not very surprising nowadays to see Lana Del Rey cracking the singles chart despite clearly not operating in that lane. Now that I've changed this paragraph all into past tense I feel there's some truth in the matter. Phoebe Bridgers now has charting singles in the US & UK as a lead artist, and also a #1 album in Australia. I suspect the Hottest 100 will follow suit.
I'll admit I'm not sure what that might sound like because I'm not entirely sure I'm the right market for Phoebe Bridgers. I'd listened to her first two albums and I often found the thrills to be few and far between. Of the two I'm somewhat partial to "Punisher" more so (early days, but I think "Lost Weekend" might be my favourite though), which has a bit more variety to it, and more lyrics that seem to poke their head out and take you aback. "Kyoto" is a very good song, and I can't not mention "I Know The End", the album's explosive closer that tricks you into thinking you know where it's going before it takes it to yet another level. I'm not opposed to her sound on principle. The elephant in the room here is that since that album came out, I've grown especially fond of Lizzy McAlpine who is not at all subtle with her influence from Phoebe Bridgers (with a side order of musical theatre). She put out 3 albums between "Punisher" and "Lost Weekend", and it nearly ended up being 4, so there's a gap in the market being seized. I must admit also that it's a nicer fandom to be in because while they're similarly popular, I feel like Phoebe's space as a critical darling & generally eccentric personality means people bring out their weirdest when talking about her. Strongly cultivated niche following backed up by algorithm friendly music and a genuine crossover hit (but not too big of one) feels like the sweet spot.
None of this all matters when it comes to "Sidelines" though, which I've always been enamoured by. It feels like an obvious single because it has a properly pronounced chorus and hook, but the whole thing sticks pretty easily. I wonder if it's partially indebted to the verse structure with repeated use of the phrase 'I'm not afraid of...', which uncontrollably recalls Hoobastank's "The Reason". It's a solid vessel though for Phoebe to deliver her typical gut-punch lyrics though. I love the little sprinkles of instrumentation though, you know you're obsessed once you start mentally cueing up something like those strings that break up the second verse.
By all accounts, I'm still a little surprised this is here. When you're sitting right on the edge at #99, it's a genuine toss-up that could've gone either way (lucky G Flip took another year to put out that album), but by all accounts, this just feels like a song without quite enough of a profile to get across, just stellar top 200 material. Whether it speaks to just how strong the song is, wanting to make amends for a near miss in 2020, or the potential avalanche of a fully focused Phoebe Bridgers campaign, I can't say just yet. I do love that this is the song we get out of it though.






